Coding Confessional

If there is abs() for integers and fabs() works for floats, shouldn't there also be...

alias fucking=sudo

I bump up burned calories with Math.random in a popular fitness app so that people feel better and use it more.

13MB, 157 requests, 11 javascript libraries and 8 css animations later... our client's restaurant website appears.

The correct way to use emacs:

Check it out! We're on @ProductHunt! teapawt.org/bentossell/status/7753…

The only profiling tool I use is my laptop fan.

I used to think that strong and weak typing had to do with how hard a language was to type on a keyboard.

I've taken on the role of tech lead. It means more work than ever. However, it also means I can stop Drupal from happening, so that's nice.

Sometimes, I think every other dev is a genius, workaholic-rockstar who never sleeps... Then I remember the people I graduated with.

If cleaning toilets paid as well as programming, I'd go back to being a janitor. Either way, I'm dealing with other people's shit.

Fuck everything about dates and time zones.

I've noticed that longer haired programmers are generally closer to the metal.

Today, I quit this snake-oil industry. I'm going to be a fisherman, or a farmer, or whatever-the-fuck.

I forgot to sleep last night.

I don't have a girlfriend but how great is the Haskell type system?