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Anonymous confessions from programmers. Created by @ryanEpp

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Joined February 2013
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Jessica Kerr
@jessitron13 Oct 2019
Computer Science Principles: 1. Binary 2. Photoshop This is a real book!!?
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nixCraft 🐧@nixcraft5 Jun 2016
Lmao. "Go: What if we tried designing C a second time?" #programming #humor
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zach lieberman
@zachlieberman6 Dec 2015
if the code gets here, not sure what to do….
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Willard Killmore@willrad8 Jun 2015
PERIODIC REMINDER THAT THE RED HAT LOGO IS ACTUALLY A T-REX PUNCHING A TRICERATOPS
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PHP CEO@PHP_CEO10 Feb 2014
WE FOLLOW "AGILE AS FUCK" METHODOLOGY. LOOK AT THIS, I JUST DRAGGED AND DROPPED INDEX.PHP INTO CUTE FTP. CONTINUOUS. FUCKING. INTEGRATION.
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Stepan Stoliarov@stevebest8 Dec 2013
.@IE 11 supports WebGL!
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Asenar@asenar7 Nov 2013
Replying to @codinconfession
@codinconfession I m currently trying to debug a php function : 43 parameters, half of them undefined, most of them with spelling error
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The JS Bin Robot@js_bin27 Sep 2013
Code is hard. github.com/remy/jsbin/commit… Re: latest 502.
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Aaron Patterson@tenderlove24 Aug 2013
When dealing with software, I prefer to use the term "responsibility" over "concern". Probably because my parents were always "concerned".
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mark mcbride (parody)@mccv26 Jun 2013
New interview question: "what's your favorite build system?" Correct answers: 1) Rage face 2) None of them 3) Literal table flip
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Aaron Patterson@tenderlove30 Apr 2013
I'm proud of my spaghetti JavaScript!
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Greg Knauss@gknauss29 Apr 2013
The project is 90% done! Now we just need to do the other half.
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Gary Chou@garychou9 Apr 2013
Flash websites make me sad.
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Deac Karns@deac_karns19 Mar 2013
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@codinconfession I just made a commit with a new line just so I could get revision 666
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Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror2 Mar 2013
When you say "Every server comes with free MySQL and PHP!" what I hear is "My server has herpes!"
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