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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard

@cointelprostate

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Joined November 2016
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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barrel rolls@barrel_rolls15h
pretending to be asleep so the dentist touches me on the penis again
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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Charlie Murder 🥡@stomachworms2Oct 29
beating my dick like it owes me cum
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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c y b e r h u n k@spunky_hunkOct 28
U can get addicted to a certain kind of chungus …
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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cheeks@cheekclapperXLOct 27
i have Benjamin button syndrome but only on my penis
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thot catalog@trekpupOct 27
hungskater son or tonedstoner daughter
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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dick kickem@iShitInMyJNCOSOct 21
My prolapse is not your costume
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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julian@YEAROFTHEWIZARDOct 21
i keep getting ads for penis medicine but i cant understand why
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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epic cat looking galaxy glasses@FaggotLabubuOct 20
At petsmart trying to get the parakeets to say a slur
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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Very Awesome, Normal Person.@loveandlightokMar 15
is hungskater a feminist? is nasty pig a queer ally? is heated rivalry my friend?
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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Pisser Dick@PisserDick_Oct 17
Pussy so good i forgot my debit card pin number
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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The Sensitive Warrior@coffeetime33Oct 11
Rated PG for Peter Griffin
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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critter@tenthousundOct 4
bro u make this urinal feel like an ourinal
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Carney Man@CarneyMan420Oct 4
Oh no thank you I’m not drinking tonight. It interferes with my medication (that I bought at the gas station )
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard@cointelprostateMay 26
Gotta have them uncles, pussy too
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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poppa@popitforpoppaOct 3
oh her? that's just my friend that i nut in sometimes
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cheeks (@cheekclapperXL) profile picture
cheeks@cheekclapperXLOct 2
if i had the iron man suit id tell jarvis to massage my balls during combat
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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Cletus@__cletus___Oct 1
Video calling into divorce court from Hooters
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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Mr Ivar V18@KacperIsIvarSep 25
Pulling her thong back like I'm drawing a mongolian war bow
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGoodSep 25
Grok turn off my wifes CPAP machine
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard retweeted
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spooky pink slime princess@bettyjawsSep 23
sliming out my uncle for a scooby doo style sandwich
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