Okay soldiers let’s break down some film Face is tad blurry , but we’re most likely dealing with a 6.4 here , but due to her massive jugs she gets upgrade to a 7.6. This is perfect scenario to find a 6.4 with a massive rack. Let me put you on game here to secure the deal….

My culture is not your costume

That’s cool bro. I’ll take the super models, hall of fame jacket and millions in the bank

Every single bartender is a legit rocket in old town Scottsdale. Are they massive cunts? Sure, but insanely hot

Haven’t slept in 37 hours and just got a text for bottomless mimosas. I’ll sleep when I’m dead

That feeling you get when you first walk out of the barbershop is god tier. I really feel like I can fuck prime Megan Fox straight up

There is a fire in my pants

If I ever started a religious cult, this would be the video I’d show all new members to demonstrate what awaits them in the afterlife if they obey my commands

I ran the numbers and I still don’t give a shit

I’ll be so serious right now. I’ll let LeBron fuck my chick raw any day of the week. I love this team

Men have been trying to solve this equation for years. Most die without figuring it out. Girlfriend = consistent pussy − money No girlfriend = money − no consistent pussy Paying for pussy = socially unacceptable Not paying for pussy = hard work Solve for happiness