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Joined February 2010
three types of lesbians
Just saw this pic on Jeopardy on a question about Farm Aid. Shout out to one of the funniest press photos ever.
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Lula of Brazil at a steelworkers union event in 1977.
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Me and Krobus at red rocks for the special 10 year extravaganza concert. Thanks everyone here for coming and I hope you have a good time.
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To everyone celebrating Lula’s reelection victory, I just want us to all acknowledge Erika Hilton right here. She’s a Black trans woman who became the most voted congresswoman in Brazilian history this cycle and has been campaigning nonstop for Lula in the second round
Derrotamos a Meta. Derrotamos as bets. Derrotamos os EUA. Derrotamos a milícia. Derrotamos a Faria Lima. Derrotamos a turma do Vorcaro. Derrotamos Flávio Bolsonaro. Lula é tetra, e de virada. Isso é HISTÓRIA, e cada uma e cada um de vocês ajudou a escrever 💗
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you know who the drag queens love? unlike that fandom getting the mildest of rebuke recently?
My queen since day 1 ❤️ @TheOnlyDetox
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if they find this i'm deleting lol
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My queen since day 1 ❤️ @TheOnlyDetox
17 years ago I met a lil rock n roller up and coming pop diva named @KeshaRose & the rest is herstory bbs! And yes! We filmed it in 2009! 🫩🫪😫
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Made another $25 during the day for a total of $300/2000 ❤️ I appreciate everyone who has contributed so far as I'm still trying to close that $1700 gap going into November.
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When I was a baby I thought the president already lived in The Cheesecake Factory. To say that he doesn't, now, after all these years, is an insult to all actual babies everywhere.
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On my way to judge pantheon Ack! Ack!
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Therapy does work and is a lifeline for many, but the increasing intensity of the crises posed by capital puts a ceiling on what a therapist can offer. There is, of course, an explanation for this. But we forbid children from hearing it.
Teens are telling their therapists they don’t believe there will be a world left for them when they grow up My family therapist told me therapists are talking about this with each other because none of them know what to say I can’t stop thinking about that
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I also think we're uncomfortable w/ the possibility that suffering can fundamentally change someone w/o making them wiser, kinder, or stronger. We want trauma to produce some compensating benefit so the suffering was “worth it,” but unfortunately that’s not always the case
sometimes you just gotta sit with the fact that after all of the trauma you actually will never be the same and it did change you fundamentally and there’s no going back
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Many people who watched Single White Female: That girl is crazy Me watching SWF: I can fix her
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"they also feel incredibly kindly about saddam hussein. no one would describe the cheesecake factory or iraqi palace design as tacky. we're going to pretend this is about the economy and not the gold shit stuck up everywhere."
The majority of Americans like the cheesecake factory. It's a very profitable business. People go there on dates, for family meals, and to hang out. A good speechwriter or strategist would know this.
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i remember when it was sour cream and green onions
The Sorcerer Supreme is just a sorcerer with sour cream, hope this helps
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stocking stuffer idea
just learned you can buy guitar picks made from milk protein and they are stupidly expensive and I am so tempted to waste my money on a Cow Pick 🐄 🎸
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next president should redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe
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obama called trump tacky, not poor.
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grammar and grimoire (and glamour) all have the same roots words are magic!
Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.
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y'all this cheesecake is fancy argument is based on someone who thought it was fancy as a kid i thought chuck e. cheese was like disneyland "things sure were better before...when we all had nap time" strikes again
Replying to @evanwch
When I got to go there as a kid a few times it was a big deal, a fancy treat.
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With her Oscar in hand, Gwyneth turned her attention to Ben Affleck’s career and was insistent that he do the 2000 romantic drama Bounce with her. Hannah Aaron Brown joins us to discuss this forgotten (but surprisingly good!) film. 🎧: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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