I'm a tenured cynic who wrote a hopeful book (@LittleGirlBook). I once opened for Weird Al Yankovic.

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Joined June 2011
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Wait until they find out he supported an assault weapons ban
Senator John Kennedy (R-LA) ran this ad when he was running for US Senate in 2004 as a Democrat. The ad touted his support for free college tuition.
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Mussolini ordered everyone to refer to him as Him, as though he was some kind of infallible God. Then he entered Italy into a losing war and his incompetence was revealed.
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Jeremy White retweeted
I want to believe in an eternity where John McCain beats the fuck out of Lindsey Graham with his bad arm.
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Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.
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An opposition party, if such a thing existed, could do a lot with this clip.
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
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Finally, someone put international conflict into terms I can understand
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History gives us the language to describe such relationships, when heads of state help a foreign power to kill their own people. It also gives us examples of accountability for such behavior.
Hegseth says Russia assisting Iran in targeting Americans is ok because Trump has a "special relationship" with Putin and that Biden is bad.
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Vote the pro-peace ticket. Vote Trump-Vance 🇺🇸
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never forget what you’re fighting for
Trump: The lives of American heroes may be lost, and we may have casualties — that often happens in war.
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My wife: How late were you out last night? Me: The DOW is over $50,000!
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Rep. Neguse: “The man in that video, the one…allegedly yelling 'kill em' at police officers on Jan. 6. His name is Jared Wise." Bondi: "He does work for us." Neguse: "This is who you choose…to hire at DOJ?" Bondi: "I believe he was pardoned by President Trump."
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“Why worry about Epstein when the people in his contact list are having their best quarter ever?”
Pam Bondi LOSES HER MIND when asked why she has not indicted any of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients. “The Dow is over 50k right now, the Nasdaq smashing records, that’s what we should be talking about!!”
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The CIA has shuttered The World Factbook. It had been published and used as a reference source by journalists, teachers, students, and travelers since 1962. cia.gov/stories/story/spotli…
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This is the type of shit you say when you’re fucking insane
Gaines: I believe that words like compassion, empathy, inclusion, and love have been weaponized against us.
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Everyone in this photo was pardoned by trump except the unconscious cop who Republicans blame for the attack.
Let’s be clear: If you assault federal law enforcement officers and impede their operations, you will face justice. Lawlessness may be tolerated by Tim Walz and Keith Ellison, but it will NOT be tolerated by @POTUS and @AGPamBondi. Actions have consequences.
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Replying to @bterris
“[My father] had one problem,” Trump said. “…He started getting, what do they call it?” He pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him. “Alzheimer’s,” Leavitt said. “Like an Alzheimer’s thing,” Trump said. “Well, I don’t have it.”
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An ideology so fragile, so indefensible, that it needs to make itself uncriticizeable.
WATCH: TikTok's new CEO, Adam Presser, told the World Jewish Congress last year how TikTok banned criticism of "Zionists." You can say, "You're a proud Zionist," but if you're calling someone a "Zionist" as a pejorative, then "that gets designated as hate speech," he said.
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NEWS: Minnesota GOP candidate for governor Chris Madel drops out of the race in part because he can't "support the national Republicans' stated retribution on the citizens of our state," calling Operation Metro Surge an "unmitigated disaster."
I am ending my campaign for Minnesota Governor. I describe why in the below video. Please watch until the end. (It is 10 minutes, 52 seconds.) Thank you, Chris
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Jeremy White retweeted
Oh so now she’s for people getting shot
Erika Kirk called the protests against ICE and Trump “demonic”
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This witness to Alex Pretti's murder not only refutes the government's story, but says she is afraid to go home because federal agents might arrest her. Read history books - this is what it feels like to live under state terror. documentcloud.org/documents/…
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