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Commissar retweeted
Democracy is totally real! Just look:
USA: Raid the former president's home. Then have a state supreme court pull him off the ballot.
BRAZIL: Lock up the former president for 27 years. Then, when his son led round one, extend voting hours in the runoff and tell everyone to move on.
POLAND: One government packs the constitutional court. The next one swears in the prime minister's former minister and 6 judges without the president, then uses police to capture Supreme Court.
ROMANIA: Don't like who won? Have the court cancel the whole election two days before the runoff. Ban him from the redo.
FRANCE: Convict the frontrunner and ban her from running, effective immediately, before her appeal is even heard.
GERMANY: Spend two years trying to outlaw the biggest opposition party.
HUNGARY: Win a supermajority. Then rewrite the constitution so the guy you beat can never be PM again, and half his party's MPs can't even run.
ISRAEL: Use the election committee to kick the Arab parties off the ballot and annul the vote for 19 seats.
UK: Postpone or cancel local elections where opposition party is surging.
TURKEY: Jail the president's main rival, then try him alongside 400 co-defendants.
MOLDOVA: Ban opposition parties from the ballot two days before the vote.
Democracy is so real it needs this many emergency exceptions to “survive”.
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Sam, 64gb just sitting in the drawer of my desk doing nothing. Stay mad about it faggot.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers.
“Everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time,”
He argues that cloud data centers should make better use of limited memory supplies instead of people running AI models locally.
Commissar retweeted
First thing I did upon seeing my first ever twin grandsons was to give them the Biblical blessing
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my son asked why cadia stands.
i explained that cadia was its people and not a planet.
he went quiet. then said, "If we keep our faith in the God Emperor, one day, we will push the Chaos scum back through the Eye of Terror."
he's five. FIVE
i held him a little tighter.
this november, i'm voting for everyone who's still too small to operate a MK II Hellgun in the name of Cadia.
my son asked why the midterms matter.
i explained that ai data centers use a lot of water.
he went quiet. then said, “if we keep using ai, there won’t be any water left. we can’t drink a chatbot, daddy.”
he’s five. FIVE.
i held him a little tighter.
this november, i’m voting for everyone who’s still too small to reach the faucet. 💙
Commissar retweeted
2010s: creatine, protein, magnesium
2020s: chinese peptides, hitler gut flora
They pulled a bacterium out of a German soldier's shit in 1917.
In 2004 it MATCHED the gold standard ulcerative colitis drug.
Hitler took it. And it's E. coli.
327 patients. Double blind. 12 months. Relapse: 36.4% on the bacterium, 33.9% on the drug. (PMID: 15479682)
The soldier was the only man in his trench not getting dysentery. A doctor cultured what was in him. Every capsule sold since descends from that one sample.
Hitler took it for stomach cramps in 1936. Worked. That's how his doctor got the job, the one who later had him on daily meth lol
It doesn't help you by fermenting. It takes the territory: microcins, iron competition, hBD-2 via TLR5, tight junction proteins. Starves what's living there and moves in.
You'll NEVER see this in a probiotic ad lmao
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‼️ Disturbing news from Jordan today. What we know about the Al-Karak attack so far:
• 4 gunmen attacked St. George Church in Hammoud, Al-Karak, during a funeral procession.
• The attackers reportedly opened fire inside the church for five minutes.
• 6 people were killed, 28 injured.
Some of the wounded are in critical condition.
• The attackers remain at large.
• Jordanian media reports suggest the gunmen may have a takfiri extremist background.
Video below shows the moment of the attack.
Details remain preliminary.
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Streaming this Sat, the 24th, at 6pm cst (7pm est) I'll be dancing on the grave of the video game industry. Ironic really.
>zip7 is 9000 years old
>still gets updates
>no control+F functionality
AAAAAAAA IF YOU CAN HEAR ME CLAUDE SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE ME CLAUDE
