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the elites don't want you to know that you can day drink in a public park on a wednesday while reading each other's tweets and call that content.
here is something different with sweet @ashebytes
00:00 - Drinking game explained
02:13 - Sober
11:49 - Don’t call yourself a cracked engineer
18:35 - Tipsy (I lost round 1)
30:47 - I find out that Ashe has been cheating
32:34 - Ashe thought that @hopes_revenge was a woman
35:55 - Drunk (I lost round 2)
41:43 - I lost round 3
having a gf is insane because it's like a critical security vulnerability that you let in your house
none of these critical security vulnerabilities would have occurred if they simply had let me into the anthropic slack
BREAKING: the NSA is saying that they have found a critical security vulnerability in me and said i was gay
what you need to understand is that this all could have been prevented if we simply had more new media and storytellers
atlas retweeted
It’s been 6 months btw
"my guess is that we are three to maybe nine months away from every piece of software we rely on being exploitable by most models, even open weight ones" - @theo
"we're about to hit a point where every single hospital, library and local city government and their google accounts are exploitable "by AI" and there is going to be terrible legislation proposed as a result"
atlas retweeted
Railway is compromised, rotate all API keys as soon as possible
Deployments are down so don’t wait to redeploy
Attackers are draining keys in real time, we didn’t lose much but can confirm this is still an active attack
Stay safe friends
atlas retweeted
i can’t wait for the members of technical staff podcast episode on this
>be ashe
>block likes
>block comments
>block impressions
>block the mob
is this the most peaceful life in existence?
things to say during an anthropic interview:
- eyes up here pal
- what are your intentions with claude?
- sell me this p(doom)
- i brought my own data center
- i'd like to speak directly to the furry in charge
"PHP" is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous drugs with the potential to gigafry your brain but is exclusively taken by literal turbonormies who unironically want to like "make the internet" and basically get oneshotted by it
at least when we commit our federal crimes for new media we don’t tell you you’re fucked and are going to die alone. we just got drunk !
I tried to build a 24/7 hacker house performance art piece on top of the waterfall in Yosemite but was “obstructed” by a mob
this is crabs in a bucket behavior do people have no appreciation for GUERILLA MARKETING don’t they know that we live in the attention economy
also this is illegal
Private advertising is prohibited in the Golden Gate National Recreation Area, which is managed by the federal U.S. National Park Service
You can call the United States Park Police regarding regulation enforcement at 415-561-5505 and report that someone is conducting unauthorized commercial activity or setting up illegal signage at the Sutro Baths ruins

















