the phattest box on myspace.

She came home at 11:30 at night to find her neighbor's car in her paid parking spot, so she had it towed. "There's a sign on the wall and a sign on the floor." Neighbor: "You could have knocked on the door. We stay right next door to each other." Her: "I don't know you, mama. Seeing you does not mean I know you." Should she have knocked first, or was the tow fair?

Bro I was dating someone. My mom was sick and she’s on dialysis. I take my mom for dialysis 3 times a week. I still call this girl every minute even when I return from dialysis with my mom, I’ll still go out late night to go see her just for her to be okay, bro my mom died

This is the first time I’ve watched a full season of love island and I felt the same way, a lot of YALL are the piss in the dating pool for sure. That girl told him shut the fuck up talking to her and then cried about him not coming to talk to her all y’all delusional lmao

This is weird considering you’re in a competitive district…… you don’t have to like moskowitz but he’s unfortunately vital to a democratic majority in the house.

So I normally vote via absentee ballot however Georgia has been working overtime to make it difficult, so as a b*tch with means, I hopped on a flight because stop playing with me. .

Governor Hochul on whether she wants an endorsement from Cardi B after Nikki Minaj’s attack last night: “I don’t play games in this business. This is serious.”