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the last of the free spirits, self-professed poets, and masters of all things love 🦋

flying amongst the clouds
Joined July 2018
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Even the security was gaggin!!!
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crush was showing me pics of their very adorable cat and i pretended not to see the several screenshots of my insta stories in their gallery
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
Obituaries are historical documents. That’s why being left out of the family list is a big deal 😩.
Why do black churches act like that about funeral programs?
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
when you ratioed nicki so fucking badly
In honor of Internet Day, name your favorite Internet moment of all time.
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someone please watch this video im going to fucking shit myself and die its so joyful
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i really don’t put shit pass nobody, i don’t even put shit pass me cause ik how i get when a mf go against this shit
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
Imagine your kids are starving with no clothes, and as a father you buy a 65-inch TV so they can watch Cocomelon in HD. That's exactly what this government is doing.
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
Arriving late from work and leaving early.
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The idea that some Texans are voting for Gregory Abbott after he left us in the cold to die, did nothing to protect school children after multiple shootings, and let all those little Christian girls drown…. Is crazy
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
I want to love a man without feeling like i have to protect myself from the fact that i love him.
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The fact that she played both their moms on disney🥺
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George Orwell worried that a shrinking vocabulary would eventually produce a shrinking range of thought. It is difficult to think a nuanced thought with a blunt language.
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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I like music with positive affirmations Thank you Monaleo and Megan Thee Stallion
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yea you had me SCREAMING
this girl said I fcked everybody everybody did i fck yall?
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my autistic lawyer dad has been a lawyer for like 30yrs and he just admitted he didnt realize lawyers lied hes like but thats literally not allowed.
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
The ladies call me this on a regular lol fuck a magazine validation 🚯
On a serious note, how has Skepta not been named the sexiest man alive?
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take off your clothes we need to talk
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if youn like being questioned don’t come fw me because i’m curious george round this bitch
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being an understanding woman has gotten me places i wouldn’t go with a gun
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