@FreesideMike

aerospace engineer | dog and cat dad | chicken mom | god's filthiest commie | Texan 🀠| 32 | Free Palestine πŸ‰

 Seattle, WA
Joined November 2017
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You will never feel ready because it’s not a feeling it’s a decision.
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I may not have anyone interested in me but I’m pretty and have the biggest heart and a fat ass
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Going as someone worthy of being loved for Halloween
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Leaving your house for a hookup and realizing you should have just stayed home and slept it off
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Rose πŸ₯€@roseknowsxx13h
i don’t pledge allegiance to shit but the moon
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A@seattleiminyou8h
I don’t care about your past. What roly poly would you be
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Beautiful photo of a Tauren in their natural habitat.
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date idea: we level together all night in WoW Forever
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Mao_Content 🌡@Mao_Tse_Gundo17h
Behold the big shithole….
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Inqy@InquiryMars20h
Spitter coming together to collectively shit on cowboy space is the most beautiful thing ive seen in a long time πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή
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misery is wasted on the miserable
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blowing off all my responsibilities today and taking my dog to see the ocean for the first time
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If Erykah Badu comes on in the car and you skip I’m yanking the steering wheel
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blowing off all my responsibilities today and taking my dog to see the ocean for the first time
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mads
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depressed? yes. loser? maybe. liberal? never.
Golf@Golf5787291823h
Replying to @notmadsdanae
Cuz you’re a depressed loser liberal
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zelle it don’t tell it
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MJK@razelswingsOct 26
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Adam Friedland
@AdamFriedlandOct 26
Ethan Klein I’d like to hear your side
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The concept of using AI to determine if you should enroll in your local green energy program
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Sarah@cunning_bugOct 26
Opened a packet of ramen and there’s a heart LOVE WINS ❀️
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1 like isn’t a lot? Imagine 1 woman liking you
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