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Joined March 2024
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Monsieur Meursault retweeted
Alpha-DG@Pedri223111h
This will be my final tweet until Hansi Flick leaves this football club. I have had enough. I promise you on everything that I own that we will NEVER win the UCL as long as this club employs him. Goodbye.
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Monsieur Meursault retweeted
Daniel
@General_D__2h
I can’t even abuse Rodri. This guy just had a generational performance at the World Cup. We have the best quality midfield depth in the world and we’re still complaining about our midfield. This is never a player problem but a coach problem.
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Monsieur Meursault retweeted
FCB Newmann
@Mhoni_Hiyst2h
I love the fact that many of you Flick sexuals are now getting some sense. You're finally realising that this man can set us up to beat Racing Santander 7-2 and other weak La Liga teams 5-0, but when it comes to big matches, he struggles to deliver. He's too stubborn and set in his ways. He lacks in-game management and tactical flexibility against big teams, and his substitutions are poor. We've only beaten Bayern Munich as the only big club in the Champions League under him. There's no way we're ever winning the Champions League under Flick. He's done well since taking over from Xavi, but he's not the man to finish the job or take us to the promised land. Just like Xavi, he's another important step in our quest to get out of the banter era. But someone else with balls and tactical flexibility will take us to where we want to be.
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Monsieur Meursault retweeted
'@say33d34h
said no to romero and bastoni wanted cancelo back trusts gerard martin doesnt develop any la masia prospects doesnt have the balls to sub lamine off always bad with the subs non existent midfield no defensive structure no improvement in 2 years enough is enough #FlickOut
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Culers are advocating against calmness all in a bid to defend Flick. 😂😂 My fanbase has to be the most clueless base on the internet. 🤡🤡
🅒🅗🅞🅚🅞 😈
@clogslovers12h
god will bless this guy we were to calm man Out transition on attack was slow and it was killing the game that is not how Hansi plays Rodri came and he was introducing calmness and tempo and Hansi bought it Flick you’re the fucking coach fcs
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How Rodri becane the new scapegoat completely baffles me. 😂😂😂 Flickball was what we played yesterday, only without the mechanics. Our players could not play the kamikaze football because they were fatigued. Simple.
S@Idrinkyershake813h
FlickBall wins this game 4-2 still which is why I'm not gonna criticize the defence. Rodri not only put up a stinker for the ages but has heavily contributed to our regression. Pedri and Fermín both trash as usual. Front 6 lost us this game.
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Became*
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Oga go sleep
Roby
@RobyPoto4h
I hate that they won, I hate it more that they deserved it, I simply hate it. They don’t even know how to act or react, it’s so surreal to them that they won. I HATE IT.
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The brain of a Hansi Flick lover is a yawning abyss.
Feranmi@boy_feran5h
rodri don nerf flick ball bro.😭 we brought him to stabilize the team but there’s still zero difference and we still concede the same pattern of goal. he’s just there doing nothing.
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You are the one who is stupid. Not Rodri. You want to be on offensive 90 minutes every three days. Now that the fatigue has set in you are blaming Rodri for managing the game. You blame everybody but Flick. You are an idiot.
Kay💧
@Kaypoisson15h
What makes Hansi Flick ball entertaining is that Barcelona is always on the offensive whenever we have the ball. We were always constantly attacking. This stupid Rodri guy came and said we have to keep useless possession for control and managed to changed our identity
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I went insane.
muffin@frenkiesarchive13h
there is no way people are actually deactivating over this😭😭😭 wallahi if yall had witnessed 21-22 season yall would go insane
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Lol. We did not lose the midfield against Psg. And the little points we did, it was because of gavi and fermin.
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@odinlad_i5h
Let’s track backwards and observe . The match against PSG , Pedri controlled the game and was still creating big chances, only pedri in that midfield and we lost the midfield immediately he was substituted for Rodri. If he was substituted for De jong, we’d still have control over the game, Rodri has ghosted in two big games, two. When do we drop this gimmick and start De jong ahead of Rodri??
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Monsieur Meursault retweeted
⚜️@PedriProp10h
ANY proper coach, Enrique, Simeone, Mourinho, Maresca, Inzaghi etc he got belted, there's a pattern to be noticed here. You rely on world class players with no tactics, other coaches rely on world class players WITH tactics and adjustment.
FCB Paul
@FCBPaul_13h
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ib 📸@ibtmrw14h
This was the type of performance Messi was giving us in big games after Xavi retired 😭😭
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Oga focus on your miserable little shit club that is Arsenal and fuck off with this "thank you" that stems from a place of lacking.
(Afc) stealth
@Emmyb_ee14h
Barcelona fans saying they're disappointed in Hansi Flick after one Clásico loss are ungrateful and have forgotten who they're talking about. Including last season, Flick had faced Real Madrid seven times before tonight, with six wins and only one defeat. His wins even levelled up the all-time Clásico record between the two clubs. And in May, he sealed the league title with a 2-0 Clásico win over Madrid. That makes tonight his second defeat in eight Clásicos. It was a bad night, and fans are allowed to be unhappy with the performance. But being disappointed in the manager who has beaten Madrid six times is a short memory. One loss doesn't erase that. Barça fans should remember who is behind most of the Clásico wins they've enjoyed in recent years.
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The Psg game was what? 😂😂
Priyanshi@priyans988586716h
Manchester city match would be a big test on whether we can win a big match under hansi flick or not.
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I said this in 2025. 🤣😂😂😂
#R16
@12lluf13h
دمر اراوخو ودخله حالة اكتئاب دمر كوبارسي افضل مدافع بالعالم دمر كوندي افضل لاعب بمنظومة تشافي الدفاعية دمر المسكين جيرارد مارتن قبل تبداء مسيرته دمر بالدي افضل ظهير بالعالم بوقت تشافي كل المذكورين اعلاه كنا نمدحهم بفترة تشافي كلهم الان ينقذفون بسبب تكتيك القحبه فليك والله لو تجيبون مالديني و نيستا و كانافارو راح يطلعهم فليك بشكل تهريجي بسبب تكتيكه العقيم اقسم بالله مشكلة برشلونة ماهي بالعناصر .. مشكلتنا بالمتدرب الواطي
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Hansi Flick is a bad coach. Accept it. Accept it.
ELEVATED💡🦅
@elevated_erhis6h
It’s ok to call out Hansi Flick criticize his tactical decisions but it’s absolutely stupid and ridiculous calling him a bad coach after 2 losses. Some of you all need to learn patience, maybe some of you need to be Hala United fans for a week.
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To support Hansi Flick, you need to shut your brain off. Just shut your brain off then start saying anything that looks like a Flick defense. xitter.cf/gh_gunu/status/2114590…
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What a bonfool you are. All the games we won by 5 goals, what happened? He did not make us lose our core playing style? Wtf is control gimmick? Your players are fatigued. Your coach knows it but he did not still adjust the game, why? How is it Rodri's fault?
🦦@okcomputerin14h
piece of fucking shit his control the game gimmick made us lose the core of our playing style which was relentless attacking my head is on mars
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