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Cory Creque

@corycreque

I toast the middle piece of bread in my PB&J. Ask me anything.

 Wauseon, OH
Joined May 2009
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Lmao been waiting for this….absolute cinema….no notes!
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Scorigami
@ScorigamiGuyNov 1
TEN 36 - CIN 43 🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨 That is the 1098th unique score in NFL history, and the 3rd of the 2026 season.
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K A C E Y (@KaceyMusgraves) profile picture
K A C E Y
@KaceyMusgravesOct 12
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) profile pictureKristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Chii 🍉🍉🍉@FwipsArtAug 28
So heads up Prions disease has a 100% death guarantee and cannot be eliminated by sterilization methods so hopefully everyone gets real familiar with it asap
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowAug 28
Trump announces he will eliminate regulations on beef processing amid multiple food-borne illness outbreaks: "I am authorizing legal documents to be drawn in order to allow Farmers and Ranchers to be given the right to PROCESS THEIR OWN FOOD. This should move quickly."
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Marc Caputo
@MarcACaputoAug 18
As a FL legislator, Mike Caruso supported death penalty for pedophiles in 2023 Now he has been arrested for allegedly molesting his grandson The state plans to present the case to a grand jury and that could lead to his own execution if he’s charged and convicted under that law
Claire Heddles (@claireheddles) profile pictureClaire Heddles@claireheddlesAug 18
NEW: Mike Caruso — one of DeSantis' closest allies in the state legislature who he appointed as Palm Beach County’s clerk of courts and comptroller last year — has been arrested on child sex abuse charges. w/ @BrittanyWallman @ShirshoD miamiherald.com/news/local/c…
DeSantis suspends Palm Beach clerk accused of sexually molesting young child

DeSantis suspends Palm Beach clerk accused of sexually molesting young child

Mike Caruso was booked into the Palm Beach County jail on allegations of kidnapping and sexually molesting a child, arrest affidavit says.

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Headquarters
@HQNewsNowJul 20
2025: Taylor Farms donates $1M to Trump’s Super PAC — 1 week later, Trump delays the “Food Traceability Rule" 2026: Diarrhea parasite breaks out across the US, Taylor Farms lettuce tests positive — but then the FDA quickly retracts and claims the test was a "false positive"
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I know nothing matters and he’ll never be held truly accountable but it just seems like it should be a bigger deal that our president is a certified rapist
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimesJul 14
Breaking News: President Trump paid E. Jean Carroll $5.6 million after he was found liable for sexual assault and defamation in a civil case. nyti.ms/4wNIIJr

E. Jean Carroll Receives $5.6 Million Payment From Trump in Civil Case

A federal jury found President Trump liable for sexually abusing and defaming Ms. Carroll. He exhausted his appeals last month, prompting a judge to order that the money be paid.

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This might be the funniest poll of all time lol He is 80. The dickriding is unreal
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moni@wrappedaroundmeApr 23
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@graveairApr 22
You don’t hear about people “sleepwalking” anymore, it seems like a common phenomenon in most of human history that simply vanished.
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manny
@mannyfidelApr 14
oh my god. was trump told to tell the press that the image was "doctored," but misunderstood and told everyone that he was depicted as a "doctor"?
Captain Obvious™️ (@TheFungi669) profile pictureCaptain Obvious™️@TheFungi669Apr 14
Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump’s Truth Social post depicting him as Jesus was a doctored image.”
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Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
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Jon Favreau
@jonfavsMar 21
One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.
Shelby Talcott (@ShelbyTalcott) profile pictureShelby Talcott
@ShelbyTalcottMar 21
Trump on the death of Robert Mueller: “Good, I’m glad he’s dead.”
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“How will you feel if Bill Clinton gets implicated by Jeffrey Epstein?” I dunno - feeling pretty fucking good with my “any pedophile is bad” policy
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Her murderer was arrested, tried, and convicted. Not protected and celebrated by the state. See how that’s different?
J (@JayTC53) profile pictureJ
@JayTC53Jan 25
Laken Riley was a Nurse too. There were ZERO Democrats Protesting in the streets for her.
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Mike Nelson
@mikenelson586Jan 24
"And I asked the Penguin, 'why are there only one set of footprints?' And the Penguin told me, 'cause the person running this account is an idiot who tweets out messages that made no sense with AI slop graphics that are even worse '"
DOW Rapid Response (@DOWResponse) profile pictureDOW Rapid Response
@DOWResponseJan 24
Be a warrior, embrace the penguin.
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Like I said: view all political developments for the rest of the week in light of the fact that the Epstein Files are supposed to be released on Friday. House Republicans just suddenly cancelled Congressional session Friday and are sending everyone home Thursday evening.
Andrew Solender (@AndrewSolender) profile pictureAndrew Solender
@AndrewSolender17 Dec 2025
NEW: Congress is giving itself an early holiday break. House GOP leadership is cancelling Friday votes, letting members skip town tomorrow afternoon instead.
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ARI 22 - SEA 44 Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL History.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
No Scorigami. There have been two previous instances of this score. pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/game…
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Scorigami
@NFL_Scorigami9 Nov 2025
JAX 29 - HOU 36 Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL History.
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To be clear: while Republicans on this hellsite smear Zohran Mamdani as linked to Al Qaeda and 9/11, their Dear Leader is pardoning by a guy who was convicted, in part, for allowing Al Qaeda and ISIS to move money using his company:
Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) profile pictureKenneth P. Vogel
@kenvogel25 Oct 2025
Just posted: the pardon that Trump issued to @cz_binance on Tuesday. It wipes away CZ's conviction for failing to maintain an effective anti-money laundering program, which prosecutors said allowed Hamas, Al Qaeda & ISIS to move money using @binance. justice.gov/pardon/media/141…
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Breaking NYT: Trump is demanding the Justice Department pay him about $230 million in compensation for the federal investigations into him. Senior department officials who were Trump's defense lawyers are now in jobs that typically must approve any such payout. nytimes.com/2025/10/21/us/po…
Trump Said to Demand Justice Dept. Pay Him $230 Million for Past Cases (Published 2025)

Trump Said to Demand Justice Dept. Pay Him $230 Million for Past Cases (Published 2025)

Senior department officials who were defense lawyers for the president and those in his orbit are now in jobs that typically must approve any such payout, underscoring potential ethical conflicts.

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