pronouns: chad/thundercock

Houston, TX
Joined August 2011
one for @terryschappert if the story checks out
😭A kid with a big heart, unlike the trash we usually read about in the news. Police arrested a 16-year-old boy for breaking into an animal shelter after midnight and cutting the locks off three kennels, until bodycam footage revealed why he did it. When a silent alarm went off at a county animal shelter just before 2 AM, officers arrived expecting to find thieves stealing expensive veterinary equipment. Instead, they caught a 16-year-old boy in the back hallway trying to lead three elderly dogs toward the emergency exit with a pair of bolt cutters in his backpack. At first, the officers thought it was a reckless prank and placed the boy in the back of a patrol car. He didn't fight back or try to run, he just sat in the back seat crying and begging the officers not to put the dogs back inside. Confused by how desperate he was, one of the officers asked him what was going on. Through tears, the teenager explained that he had been volunteering at the shelter every day after school for six months. Because the facility had run out of space, the three oldest dogs—who had been passed over for adoption for nearly a year were scheduled to be put down at 6 AM that morning. He had begged his parents to let him take them home, and when they said they couldn't afford three dogs, he panicked and decided to break them out himself. When the shelter manager arrived at the scene and saw the boy sitting in the cruiser still trying to comfort the dogs through the window, she couldn't bring herself to press charges. The story spread through the police department by morning, and before the shift ended, two officers and a dispatcher stepped forward to adopt all three senior dogs giving them the homes the boy had risked everything to find for them.
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Red team is going to get their shit pushed in during the midterms for blowing money on handouts the same way the blue team has for decades and wars nobody asked for, doing nothing about spending. the lesson derived from it all will be "see, the people want gay race communism, not deportations! we also are not going to do anything about the spending, but we're going to open the borders back up, And launch the New Deal 2.0 with government programs that aren't going to help shit, that are going to cost a shitload of money, and whose impacts won't be felt for another 20 years when it's far harder to attribute things to us" we're all fucked. I just need them to keep this shit alive enough that my job exists for another decade. should be self-sustaining by then.
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on the one hand, this administration is economically illiterate and nobody can feed themselves. on the other this is fucking funny.
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this is amazing
The correct grammatical expression is: Indians are retarded by 1970 standards. A more natural phrasing is: By 1970 standards, Indians are retarded.
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The correct grammatical expression is: Indians are retarded by 1970 standards. A more natural phrasing is: By 1970 standards, Indians are retarded.
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You absolute midwit. Congrats on repeating the Wikipedia "Nazis were far-right, end of story" summary you absorbed between TikToks. Yes, the Nazis crushed independent unions, jailed and murdered communists and social democrats, and Hitler liquidated the Strasserite "left" wing of his own party in the Night of the Long Knives. That part is not in dispute. They were not Marxist class-struggle socialists. They hated Bolshevism as a Jewish plot and treated international socialism as the main enemy. Fine. What your middle-school history class skipped is that they still ran a National *Socialist* state: private property existed only as long as it served the Führer’s racial and war goals, wages and prices were controlled, industry was cartelized under state direction, profit was subordinated to the party, and the economy was planned for autarky and rearmament. That is not free-market capitalism, liberal conservatism, or classical right-wing economics. It is the same family of state-directed, anti-liberal, collectivist economics practiced by every other fascist and "national socialist" regime. The name was not a prank; the 25-point program and the early rhetoric were full of anti-capitalist planks precisely because they were competing with the actual socialists for working-class support. Your North Korea comparison is the usual gotcha and it is only half-clever. Yes, names can lie. But the NSDAP did not merely call itself socialist while secretly running a Rothschild hedge fund. They nationalized, directed, rationed, and regimented. The difference from Soviet socialism was mainly that the Nazis kept the owners as managers under party orders instead of shooting them all and installing commissars. Both systems produced shortages, secret police, and mass graves; one just had better uniforms and Wagner. Elon pointing out the obvious—that "National Socialist" is not an ironic branding exercise and that the regime was economically left of any classical liberal or conservative—does not make him a moron. It makes him less obedient to the post-1945 academic consensus that insists every totalitarian who isn’t a full Marxist must be filed under "far-right" so the left never has to share the body count. Money didn’t buy him a brain; it just bought him a platform where he doesn’t have to pretend your selective reading of 1930s Germany is the complete picture. Keep yelling "far-right fascists" while ignoring the actual economic policies and the party’s own name. It is the historical equivalent of covering your ears and shouting.
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going to be up late working on this venison chili tonight. got some 3-year-old grind and stew meat in the deep freezer and I need to make room. so far looking like it's going to be a good year.
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make Haiti look like Gaza
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for once I'm not even being racist, I thought I just saw a self-driving mustang convertible, it was a black dude driving it at night and this guy was so damn dark he was purple. like buddy you're going to have to smile after sunset cuz I about jumped out my truck to hop in and hit the brakes.
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crap dusting because I don't want to miss a second of this Merab fight but damn I'm uncomfortable.
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why the hell is this a delivery window? bro, these workers do not need to be out there at this hour, never mind rolling up to my doorstep at 3:00 a.m.
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“Here, we observe a remarkable confrontation between maternal indignation and cardiovascular inadequacy. One combatant possesses superior agility. The other possesses sufficient mass to influence local weather patterns. Evolution remains unimpressed.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #TheFastAndTheFamished #NaturalSelection #BackyardBrawl
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just another reason to get out and vote Paxton
If Texas goes blue I’m showing hole
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an american texted me "gm" i replied "toyota" he hasn't texted back
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why can my mouth and my butthole not agree on a tolerance level for Thai food? If you ask for 4/5 spice it's bland. You ask for Thai hot and they will put you to work, but it's both comfortable and delicious...until the next day.
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Every republican in the country should be voted for except for vivek. That is my current position. vivek should be deported, which I regard to be the merciful option.
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Life hack: put on nitrile rubber gloves before you eat cheese puffs and you don't have to wash your hands. why am I just discovering this at 44?
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