
Father of two, Hungry and Bored. #parenting #father #husband #family #humor
Los Angeles
Joined March 2014
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*morning
16YO: Dad! My car is dirty. I need to clean it now! Where’s the cleaning stuff?
Me: Who are you and where is my son?
16YO: I’m driving a girl to school.
Me:
Replying to @GrowingUpRetro @Linda19582014
1989 Hyundai excel. Worse car I’ve ever owned.
Constant mechanical issues, front left tire wore 6 times faster than others; inside build issues, felt falling from the ceiling on hot days. Seat belt pins kept falling out. Every week had a new problem. I really believe those penguins from the Madagascar movies build Hyundais.
Would never buy another Hyundai ever again and recommended everyone to avoid like them all like the plague.
My 16YO went to a Halloween escape room with friends.
Time ran out and they lost because they couldn’t figure out how “this weird thing from the 1700’s” works…
Explaining to my kids how in the 80’s, birthday parties at McDonald’s and the outdoor “play place” were a huge deal.
Seems like a 100 years ago…
With a 16YO who can drive himself to school, work, his sport activities - my wife and I can actually go out with friends or just each other more now.
It’s like living a different life!
16YO: My friend was fired from a sushi restaurant.
Me: How long did he work there?
16YO: They never hired him.
Me:
Saw the new Masters of the Universe (on Amazon Prime Video) and it wasn’t bad.
Was a huge fan of the show as a kid.
My only complaint was Skeletor’s voice was opposite of his cartoon one. And missed opportunity - when he was in “the real world” it should have been the 80’s and not current day.
Other than those, it was pretty entertaining.




