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Multi faceted, Multi talented | Mtumbuka | Guided by my Ancestors | Afrophile | E = mc^2 | Computer Science

Malawi
Joined May 2019
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Pastor at church: Praise the Lord My brain every time: Nduoneka bho ndavala Pantalonè
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On someone else’s girlfriend
The genre of miniskirts that give a little sneak peek of the cheeks from underneath>>>😭🤌🏽
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My mom: Where have you been? Your dad is absolutely furious... My dad:
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Replying to @UnrankedArena
The razorbill (Alca torda) lineage appears in the fossil record millions of years ago. Allah as a named concept in Islamic theology dates to the 7th century CE. On available evidence the bird’s species came first.
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The comment section is full of over 30 women eh
Cheat on a man that has been cheating on you so many times and watch him act like you have killed him lol this gender and ego
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Selling vagina tightening creams has to be the most profitable business because no one is coming out publicly to say it didn't work
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Some people get blocked by a stranger on X and start grieving like they’ve just lost a 10-year relationship. 😂 Bro, you’ve never even met in person! 🤣🤣
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Kukutentha komaso let's accept kuti nivea roll on isnt enough and isnt what it used to be man
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Dyetsa Blue Dizhooo !!!!
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Unakanika kumupasa jasamah 1million, umat umpase 100k koma anyamule cheque cha 1 million.... Zoba iwe 💔
Today I blessed a certain young man to start a small scale business, I told him “We all started from the scratch, stay focused you will grow “. Paja ine masiku ano mokhala mwanga ndi M’madzi.. #Gringo.#Get Money Clique 💰.#Sem O Sem !!Today
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Avoid getting into a serious relationship with a woman you cannot lead, teach, or correct. Love and attraction are not enough to sustain a marriage. You need a woman who can listen without feeling inferior, accept correction without feeling attacked, and disagree without turning everything into a competition. A 🧵 >>>
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Malawi's Temwa Chaŵinga becomes the first African woman to reach the Top Ten of the Ballon d'Or Rankings. She was the Top Scorer at the WAFCON. She emerged as the MVP in the National Women's Soccer League in USA in 2024 and 2025. She won the NWSL Golden Boot in 2024 and 2025.
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That tweet about Zimbabweans infesting Lusaka legit disgusted me, why can I only report a tweet once? I pray our brothers and sisters don't think we share that idiot's views as Zambians. Pathetic.
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Copying South African and right wing racist language to describe Zimbabweans while Zimbabwe has almost 15 % of its population as Zambians and Malawians, many of whom are in Police, Army, Intelligence, government and nobody talks about it or cares is very reckless. Zimbabwe has a Malawian language, Chewa as one of its official languages. We have a radio station run by ZBC so that people of Malawian and Zambian ancestry can hear programmes in their languages. That's how accommodating we are. We have foreign surnames like Musonda, Phiri, Banda Nyirenda Mulembasonja Kachepansonga Ngarande (Ngalande) in government and without discrimination. Many of these people have since Shonarized their surnames and many Zimbabweans don't know the names are foreign and don't care anyway. And this is the gratitude we get?
With due respect, we have an infestation of Zimbabweans in Lusaka.🤕🤕
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Everything most women want from a man costs money. Everything men want from a woman is free. Yet even the free things (respect, accountability, and peace), most women still refuse to give.
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“Spend on your woman so other guys will be scared to approach her”
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Men genuinely enjoy providing. It’s the entitlement that ruins everything.
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I’m a follower of Christ, I believe in salvation and I believe in God but I don’t believe in rapture or a lake of fire that’ll be burning people for eternity. I just don’t and idrc what y’all say but there’s nothing like that. Nope!!
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This makes sense
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At the rate y'all ladies are begging, you could as well just name your prices, a nigga should see the quotation upfront.
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I don't think the first part is necessary, we can just drill the lake. There's absolutely no reason for us to sodomise fish
Fuck the fish, drill that lake and look for oil.
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