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this is how Hunter Biden's launch is going to retire me. i've been running a sniper bot on base for a few months. nothing fancy on paper: rust, my own base node, hosted in the same AWS region as the coinbase sequencer. ping to the sequencer: 9ms. that number is the whole business. here's the problem with $LAPTOP. it's on base. base has no public mempool. you can't see the pool before it exists, and by the time it shows up on dexscreener the block is already closed and 2,000 people are fighting for block 1. block 1 is where you lose money. so the bot doesn't watch the token. it watches the deployer. since the WSJ story dropped i've had a scraper mapping every wallet that funded the $TRUMP team's base contracts, the agency hunter is using, and 3 fresh wallets that got 40 ETH from coinbase prime last week and haven't moved. Fable 5.1 scored them. one of them is the deployer with ~90% confidence. i'm not sharing it. the trigger is PoolManager.initialize() from that wallet. uniswap v4, that's the only event that matters. the moment my node sees it in the sequencer's block stream, the bot already knows the pool id, the token address and the initial price. no waiting for a CA post, no waiting for a telegram. then the part nobody does. a 7% buy from one wallet doesn't work: max-wallet caps, slippage, and you end up holding 0.4% at a 40x. so i've got 140 wallets, all funded a month ago, all with pre-signed transactions sitting in memory. same block, 140 buys, each one sized to stay under any cap they set. the sequencer orders by arrival, and i arrive first. before it fires, Fable 5.1 pulls the bytecode and runs it through a local fork in under 200ms: sell tax, blacklist function, hidden mint, trading-enabled flag. if anything is off it kills all 140 txs. if it's clean, it fires. i don't touch anything. i'll probably be asleep. the math is simple. 1B supply. 30% locked for founders, 20% airdropped to $TRUMP holders. the real float is ~500M. i'm taking 70M of it. $TRUMP hit $15B. if $LAPTOP does even $1B, that's $70M sitting in wallets i control. one block. one trade. that's the whole plan. see you on the 9th.

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