CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
99% of you will fuck this up.
Not because you didn’t pick the right coins.
Not because you didn’t “believe.”
Not because of some manipulation bullshit.
But because you simply refuse to take profit.
You saw $BTC go 16K → 110K
You saw $SOL go $10 → $300
You saw $PEPE do 10x
And yet,
You still think “we’re just getting started.”
No.
This is the endgame.
This is the moment where the biggest rotations happen.
This is the last chance to extract maximum wealth.
What comes after?
Long Bear market.
Crashes. Liquidity disappearing overnight.
If you don’t milk this market for everything it’s worth right now,
You will be sitting in 2026 wondering why you didn’t listen.
I will call the top.
I will exit before the collapse.
And I will watch most of you hold all the way back down.
Make sure you’re not one of them.
CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
1/ Over the past few months I imagine you have seen many Coinbase users complain on X about their accounts suddenly being restricted.
This is the result of aggressive risk models and Coinbase’s failure to stop its users losing $300M+ per year to social engineering scams.
CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
1/ An investigation into how Greavys (Malone Iam), Wiz (Veer Chetal), and Box (Jeandiel Serrano) stole $243M from a single person last month in a highly sophisticated social engineering attack and my efforts which have helped lead to multiple arrests and millions frozen.
CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
Counting Down: Bitcoin’s halving is 17 blocks away!
In tandem, our markets team just dropped a report summarizing our current views on the short and long-term outlook for $BTC - including the impact of Bitcoin’s 4th halving.
Everything you need to know 🧵
CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SBF:
7:00 AM - wake up from two hours of quality sleep on beanbag
7:15 AM - do some adderall
7:30 AM - consider bathing but pass on it.
7:45 AM - instruct people to do adderall and fraud
8:00 AM - Drink Red Bull, do Alameda fraud
8:30 AM - raise capital from Sequoia on on zoom while playing League Of Legends
8:45 AM - consider bathing, pass on it and slam cheese whiz
9:00 AM - morning grippy with Caroline on beanbag.
9:02 AM - 8 minute nap on beanbag
9:10 AM - meeting with Mom and Dad about fraud
10:30 AM - meeting with Maxine Waters while playing League Of Legends
11:30 AM - donate customer funds to Joe Biden
12:00 PM - do aderrall, call dad to do more fraud
12:30 PM - but bohemian real estate while playing League Of Legends
1:00 PM - eat donuts for lunch, liquidate whale customers and go on CNBC.
1:15 PM - buy Bahamas real estate, transfer to mom, consider brushing teeth but pass
2:00 PM - call with Genesis to lie about balance sheet
2:30 PM - call with BlockFi to lie about balance sheet
3:00 PM - creative writing time, making up a story about CZ
3:15 PM - do more adderall and review the day’s fraud
3:30 PM - delete emails and signal messages
4:00 PM - print some FTT, go on Fox News
4:15 PM - go into DeFi and take loans on FTT while playing League Of Legends
5:00 PM - drink 2 Red Bulls and eat 4 more adderall
5:15 PM - loan Alameda some FTX customer funds for the LULZ while getting more Carolyn grippy.
5:30 PM - bribe a Chinese official
6:00 PM - instruct Caroline and Ryan to bribe Chinese officials
6:30 PM - do some artbitrage with Korean bank account but somehow still lose money
7:30 PM - create and list 12 shitcoins and offer customers 100x leverage
7:45 PM - sweep customer stop losses on newly listed shitcoins
8:30 PM - lose fresh funds on leveraged Bitcoin long
9:00 PM - late dinner and orgy with friends back at the apartment
9:06 PM - back to offices to do some fraud
9:30 PM - prank call Elizabeth Warren pretending to be Hulk Hogan.
10:00 PM - pick out outfit for Congressional hearing, forget how to tie shoe laces
10:30 PM - 6 more hours of doing fraud with his friends while playing League Of Legends
4:30 AM - do adderall and go to sleep
5:00 AM - fall asleep on beanbag, dream of doing fraud and being President
7:00 AM - repeat the previous day consider bathing but pass.
CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
Just 4 Airdrops you dont want to miss
👋Airdrop 1 @trac_btc
Holding $trac
Can buy here unisat.io/market/brc20?tick=…
👋Airdrop 2 @Maya_Protocol
mayascan.org/airdrop
👋 Airdrop 3 @MantaNetwork
1. bridge using orbiter.finance/ or main bridge pacific-bridge.manta.network…
2. make some swaps here app.aperture.finance/swap
3. add liquidity here app.rivera.money/#/
4. make some swaps and lp here pacificswap.xyz/swap
5. Mint an nft shorturl.at/rEFTX
6. Lp and make some swaps here quickswap.exchange/#/pools on manta network 7. Borrow and Lend on manta.layerbank.finance/bank
👋Solana airdrop guide (4)
1. Use jupiter and make some swaps jup.ag/
2. Use jito sol jito.network/staking/?ref=dr…
3. Margin fi mfi.gg/refer/ddcbdf41-24bb-4…
4. Make some trades on Drift tide app.drift.trade/ref/dod
5. Make some swaps on swap.mayan.finance/
solana-airdrop-checker.solwo…
@JupiterExchange airdrop checker
CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
💎Jumpman Jumpman Jumpman them boyz up to something @THORChain @ThorGuards @thorstarter #NFT #SneakPeek
Reminder: how to easily check @THORChain ‘s solvency. Fully on-chain, fully transparent.
crypto-university.medium.com…
CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
Happy Lunar New Year 🥳🐇
I heard if you Like & RT this tweet you're bound to have good fortune this year.
#LunarNewYear #LunarNewYear2023 #AIart
CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
Only #thorchain supporters will understand the bellow picture
thorchain.net/thorfi/savers
#bitcoin #Crypto #Ethereum
CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
People spent $940 million on Mega Millions lottery tickets that they could have used to buy #Bitcoin.
CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
Did disgraced crypto founder Sam Bankman-Fried just cash out $684k to a crypto exchange in the Seychelles while under house arrest?
His release conditions are that he not spend more than $1,000 without permission from the court.
Let's examine the evidence on chain 👇
CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
The financial system is seriously broken if you can form a company, take in investments, gamble clients' funds without telling them, draw a juicy risk-free salary, declare bankruptcy after everything falls apart, and walk away scot-free without having to return anything
CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
1/ I sold half my #bitcoin at $30, lost more in MtGox, btce, cryptsy & cryptopia as well as had a partner in a mining business disappear, losing all of my miners.
Survival advice for those in crypto who had big losses from Celsius, Luna, FTX & DeFi rug pull #ponzigeddon 2022:
CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
A dangerous trend has emerged where massive companies managing billions brazenly lie to customers as a last-ditch attempt to shore up trust, as they have nothing to lose. As a community, we must immediately boycott all custodians that refuse to provide legitimate reserve audits.
CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
People want to own their crypto but not be responsible for holding it
Crypto works like cash: Hand it to somebody to hold for you and you trust that person
Legacy finance convinced retail they should treat crypto like banking. Too many ppl trusted organizations who lost their $
CRYPTOCROOKS retweeted
While we watch another shady, centralized, custodial exchange burn, our volume is spiking. This morning marked the largest vTHOR reward distribution yet, with over 80k $THOR shared amongst stakers in just a single day. Keep your custody. Keep your dignity. Come trade on THORSwap.
