The idea of the rapture is so funny cuz it really just comes from a lot of Christians being scared of death but ok with just evaporating into heaven or whatever
Today I was walking my dog and she peed in a bush and some guy yelled at me from his ring camera to clean it up. How the hell am I supposed to do that. Also it wasn’t even his bush it’s the cities
Sitting in the driveway of the house my band practices at drinking beers in my car and listening to Jason isbell like a man getting home after work that hates his wife and kids
Just imagine you’re having a nice relaxing lunch. Maybe even a couple drinks. It’s nice out, it’s shaping up to be a good day. Then all of a sudden everything around you starts exploding and stuff. That would suck so bad
Bro the trap goes crazy for goatsmegma. Particularly their mixtape demonic goat smegma eating ritual. Also Gucci Mane of course
This got brushed under the rug but a few years ago the woke instant ramen industry changed the “oriental” flavored ramen noodles to “soy.” Another example of what they took from us
Hold on one stinkin minute. I haven’t seen a single one of my mutuals disavow the Muslim brotherhood
