@d_e_pearson

George Costanza without the baldness

Joined February 2016
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It's October 21st!
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It baffles me how people will enthusiastically admit things through the tabloids that you wouldn’t be able to waterboard out of me
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmJul 23
First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
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"July the 19th. Why does that strike me as important?"
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Breaking News: Gene Shalit, who peppered his film reviews with puns and wry wit on NBC’s “Today” show for decades, has died at 100. nyti.ms/4otc38W

Gene Shalit, Film Critic Bristling With Hair and Puns, Dies at 100

One of the nation’s most recognizable characters, he delivered his wacky commentary for more than 40 years on the “Today” show.

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When I’m walking in the woods and a little giggling gnome runs past
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This is the best news I’ve seen all week! The St Giles Oxfam bookshop is genuinely the greatest used bookstore in Oxford if not the entire UK. For years, it has become a go-to donation spot for retired academics cleaning out their personal libraries so you can always find delightfully niche material.
Oxford Mail@TheOxfordMailApr 15
Decision on college bid to close Oxfam bookshop ift.tt/z4yTfRp

Decision on college bid to close Oxfam bookshop

An Oxford University college's plans to close a popular Oxfam specialist bookshop have been refused by council planners

oxfordmail.co.uk
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30 years ago today, Troy McClure starred in the musical “Stop the Planet of the Apes (I Want to Get Off)”. #TheSimpsons episode “A Fish Called Selma” first aired March 24, 1996.
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My dear friend & incomparable author Dan Simmons died Saturday from a stroke at age 77. He defied literary norms, exploring historical fiction, horror, crime & other genres. His must-read titles include THE SONG OF KALI & HYPERION. He was one of a kind. dignitymemorial.com/obituari…
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Drake@Letterb0xedFeb 6
Giving movies 4 stars on letterboxd is my favorite pastime
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why does that child look just like orson welles
hassan 🇵🇸@xhassanvFeb 5
Where is his Oscar nomination? I’m so serious. The bias against child actors needs to stop.
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Oh what a wonderful world it would be to own David Lynch’s wooden block
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When I figure out how to use Apple Pay
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I love this man
Criminalsimpsons
@CriminalsimpsonJan 19
Replying to @Criminalsimpson
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the perfect photo doesn’t exi-
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