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Replying to @T_L111_
Mate you've got one eye inches above the other , relax
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Nicki Minaj (translated): “I love Trump so much, I hope he pardons my husband, who committed witness intimidation, 1st degree attempted rape and is a lifetime sex offender AND my brother, convicted of repeated child rape of his 11 year old step daughter.”
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Then all the bags for life sang the Horst Wessel Lied while the trolley collector with the built up shoe stood at a rigid Nazi salute.
Emma
@Smithey21026Oct 24
Tesco supermarket this afternoon. Got chatting to lovely cashier, im guessing in her 60s. Swiftly conversation moved to politics, the total incompetents running this destroyed bum hole of a country. Cupping her hand over her mouth and leaning towards me she said, " there is only one man capable of fixing this, Rupert Lowe." I fully concurred
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Day 1706 of my 3 day war. Vucic lost in Serbia, Bolsonaro lost in Brazil and Donald couldn't rig a casino he owns, never mind the midterms. I remain a master strategist.
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Gonna have to offer Bolsonaro the apartment next to Assad's
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The telephone was invented by Alexander Graham Bell, a Scot. The mobile phone was invented by Martin Cooper from Chicago. The smartphone was invented by Frank J Canova from Delaware. Needless to say, Israel didn't invent doctors, surgery or medicine either.
Anne Goldgar@anne_goldgarOct 24
Replying to @BrightonPSC @waitrose @HeidiBachram
If you boycott Israeli goods you will have to throw away your phone and most of the rest of your tech, not go to the doctor or take medication, not have surgery, or do most other things which make your life worthwhile, because your whole life is full of Israeli inventions.
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This government is taking preparations for war so seriously that the MoD is being forced to make £3.5Bn of in-year ‘efficiency savings’ during 2026-27. "we needed to make some savings to bring them into line and balance the books. I have taken decisions to stop doing some things this year” says Streeting.
Metro@MetroUKOct 25
UK must be ready for war in 1000 days says Streeting trib.al/Tzf9Jil

UK must be ready for war in 1000 days says Streeting

metro.co.uk
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A photograph of five people posing together outdoors, including Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and Vladimir Putin, all giving thumbs-up or celebratory gestures, along with two women and a child in a stroller.

ALT A photograph of five people posing together outdoors, including Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and Vladimir Putin, all giving thumbs-up or celebratory gestures, along with two women and a child in a stroller.

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Manchester United 0-3 AFC Bournemouth:
Three Spidermen meme - December 2023 - December 2024 - October 2026

ALT Three Spidermen meme - December 2023 - December 2024 - October 2026

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On this day in 1854, the Light Brigade carries out a disastrous cavalry charge at the Battle of Balaclava. Tennyson publishes a poetic account of the fiasco just six weeks later: "Boldly they rode and well into the jaws of Death; into the mouth of hell rode the six hundred."
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The reds win and Utd lose 3-0 at home to remain 5th from bottom.
🤖 Made with AI
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Thinking about getting my snip reversed so I can have another kid to name after Ronald Araujo.
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Mike retweeted
EAMO@EamoV15 Jan 2014
Watching Man Utd these days is like meeting the kid who bullied you at school, 20 years on, working as a human sign post for a golf sale.
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A few dodgy moments but overall that's a really good performance against a very good side.
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Wirtz's goal taken off him by the seat sniffing nonces at the Dubious Goal Committee
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St Crispin's Day - which means it's #Agincourt time! OTD at Azincourt in 1415, forces under Henry V scored an unexpected victory against the French, an event made ever-famous by Mr Wm. Shakespeare. Noteworthy was the rapid fire of his archers, the machine-gunners of their day.
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Anyone else's Twitter been crashing constantly over the last few days?
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Why does every son of Trump look like they spend all of their spare time attempting sexual intercourse with pets?
Annie
@AnnieForTruthOct 25
The Trump children in their earlier years!
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No major Western mainstream media outlet reported the Palestinian woman from Gaza who said Israeli prison guards raped her four times in one week. Yet they relentlessly amplified October 7 rape stories that were fabricated.
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The manipulation of data they tried to pull off in the UK "antisemitism" report is so forward it's almost offensive they thought people wouldn't notice. "Are you just as open to having Jewish friends as you are to have friends from other parts of British society? is NOT the same question as: "Are you comfortable spending time with people who openly support Israel?" They tried to use the answers to these two VERY different questions- the first posed in 2020 and the second one in 2026 - as "evidence" that antisemitism is on the rise in the UK. And even then they STILL had to admit that it's criticism of ISRAEL that's on the rise, NOT bias against Jewish people.
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