@daFalligator

cat mom and certified “true fan” of the Sixers per @dmorey 👣 @clayvage

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Joined February 2012
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ivy, MBA@smartgworl20h
“I don’t do politics” = I am stupid as hell
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hazel🎃🧹@BluebriarArts19h
she is obviously too young to be president #stupid
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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On a serious note: if you didn’t know, today is M*nday. Please, please check in on your Garfield oomfs today. Bring them a lasagna. You never know what they’re going through :(
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jes@jescross3h
Men calling Kate Scott annoying & dumb are ok w spending 3 hrs listening to dudes glaze the opposing team & talk about golf. The bar for male sports commentary is apparently just having a dick & a microphone, but a woman has to justify her existence every time she opens her mouth
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buxom and bald
@BitchassChicken13h
if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell
Protestia
@ProtestiaOct 25
'Pastor' Kim of Limitless Church rocking the Versace platform heels for a mere $1158 (plus 30% off) during a recent sermon.
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C O U R T N E Y@icourtneycries14h
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Philadelphia 76ers
@sixers14h
final. @Bloom_Energy
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“I would die for my family” Buddy you won’t even vote for them to have healthcare, clean water, and safe schools.
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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fallon iverson@daFalligator16h
Replying to @Taylor_Ducote
I heard a rumor that Dean floated the idea of handing him a stick of “ants on a log” as their handshake as that is a sign of respect in white culture
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monster mash voice i was jerking in the lab late one night
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fallon iverson@daFalligator16h
Replying to @ESRosebud @JESS_kiidding
Ed she’s a woman of class, obviously she got a monster mash sundae
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fallon iverson@daFalligator18h
A Plum w her mum (she’s cuddling with me rn) and a Plum in the sun
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fallon iverson@daFalligator20h
Sources on the scene are reporting that I feel like I was hit by a bus which made me airborne resulting in me being hit by another bus before a third bus intimately ran me over. My entire body is so tender, even touching my scalp to put my hair up hurts.
fallon iverson@daFalligatorOct 25
Reports from Fishtown that I feel terrible and the tenderness/inflammation in my ~entire body~ are sparking concerns for my health with some officials stating that I’m hoping so badly that this is a weird fluke and I don’t have the flu. More to come as this story progresses.
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fallon iverson@daFalligator23h
I thought they started selling guns for a second
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this was my nickname in highschool
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Jaylen Brown
@FCHWPOJun 24
I love cats
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fallon iverson@daFalligator23h
Replying to @HotAsPuck
Honestly not much harder at all! Just another litter box and bowl at mealtimes. If anything, it’s nice for your cats to have options so if one isn’t feeling playtime or something, they have someone else to turn to!
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Novig
@NovigOct 25
🚨 PHILADELPHIA 76ERS HISTORY For just the SECOND time since 1971, three 76ers players have scored 25+ points in the same game, with one recording a triple-double. This team is generational 🔥
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fallon iverson@daFalligatorOct 25
This could very well just be a rough fibromyalgia flare up so we’ll see.
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fallon iverson@daFalligatorOct 25
Reports from Fishtown that I feel terrible and the tenderness/inflammation in my ~entire body~ are sparking concerns for my health with some officials stating that I’m hoping so badly that this is a weird fluke and I don’t have the flu. More to come as this story progresses.
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