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Joined May 2009
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He’s wearing fucking jorts?????
the guard still r fruity as hell #superliked
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The way each shot is 100 times more inferior to the original
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gilded age promo this season is so absurd they’re like “guys isn’t this the most fun lavender marriage ever” MY FAMILY IS FALLING APART. THIS IS A SENSITIVE TIME.
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And yet they never warn us. Typical snake behavior.
Snakes can help predict earthquakes. They can sense a coming earthquake from 75 miles away, up to five days before it happens.
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Mall Drag
The Met Gala 2027 theme is “extraORDINARY: Fashion and the Poetics of the Everyday.” Attendees will reimagine ordinary clothing items through the lens of high fashion.
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DANi retweeted
“No nut novemeber” ya girl hasnt nutted since yall been together gang
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DANi retweeted
Estoy llorando con los jodidos comentarios
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funniest part about this tweet is that elon has absolutely seen it lmao
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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Cursed people curse people
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Texas stoners said bet
Dan Patrick: “I’m not going to legalize marijuana in Texas, and if people want to vote me out of office for that, so be it.”
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This is not acting its called feeling the vibe!
The pink shirt person behind Tyla acting like they already know the choreo still fries me up 😭
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meanwhile kamala:
KAMALA HARRIS PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A SIGN TO RUN AGAIN
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Volume up to hear what your bones sound like!
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This video is killing me. This is what twitter is for man.
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DANi retweeted
America’s first HOT president 🤞🏻
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el concepto de ryan gosling descansando en su casa mientras su esposa, la mismísima eva mendes grita KIEN KIERE CAFEEEEEEEE
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ES MAÑANA!!
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The uncensored version?? They don’t give a fuck. 💀💀😭
The verified Democrats page on TikTok posted this video with Big Ole Freak . So unserious lmfaooooo😭😭
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Can we have a moment of silence for MAGA tonight?
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