Dan Gerstein is CEO of Gotham Ghostwriters, the country's premier ghostwriting agency. Also part-time political consultant and commentator.

Joined July 2008
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“The outstanding speeches may be the ones where you do what you’re not allowed to do,” says Charles Crawford, the Cicero Speechwriting Awards Grand Award winner. “The question isn’t ‘Is it wonderful?’ It’s ‘Is it wise?’”
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The Ramaswamy ad has pushed the largest newspaper in Ohio, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, to reverse its position on endorsements. "A candidate who uses childhood sexual abuse as a weapon against the person who endured it has crossed a line that Ohioans should defend, whatever their party.  We are better than this. We have a responsibility to show it. Today we endorse Democrat Amy Acton for governor." cleveland.com/open/2026/10/w…
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You cant make this sh*t up
WaPo reports that a woman featured in a $1 million Republican ad warning that an Iowa Democrat running for congress is “dangerous” for children previously pleaded guilty to child endangerment after driving drunk with her two young kids in the car. washingtonpost.com/politics/…
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The Trump corruption issue is like the Biden cognitive decline issue in one key sense: Everyone around the president or even supporting him professionally from afar should be asked about it, and their lies/claims of ignorance should be hung around their necks like dumbbells.
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A boy watched lobsters in a resort tank, asked what happened to them, went quietly to his room, and came back wearing a Spider-Man mask. Same shirt. Same shorts. Same shoes. Just the mask. He had priorities. The family was vacationing at a small resort in Mexico when the boy discovered the restaurant's lobster tank. He studied them for a while. Then he asked the question that changed the trajectory of the trip. What happens to them? He got his answer and went back to his room without saying anything else. His parents probably assumed that was the end of it. It was not. Restaurant cameras caught him returning a few minutes later in his Spider-Man mask, reaching into the tank, and carrying lobsters down to the ocean. He made the trip more than once. By the time staff noticed and intervened, roughly four hundred dollars worth of lobster had been released into the sea. His parents were handed the bill and asked to leave the resort early. The boy explained his reasoning simply. He wore the mask so nobody would know it was him. His mother shared the story afterward with one observation that said everything about the situation. "He's grounded, but he keeps asking whether the lobsters made it. I don't think he regrets a thing." He didn't change his clothes. He didn't change his shoes. He found a mask, decided that was sufficient cover for a covert ocean rescue operation, and executed the plan. Four hundred dollars of legal consequences later, he still just wants to know if the lobsters are okay. Honestly, Spider-Man would probably understand. #jayvendeluca #usa #fblifestyle #wholesome #animals
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BREAKING: Roger Marshall stiffed a local Kansas business who baked cookies for his campaign, refusing to pay a $678 bill - a bill larger than debts for which Roger Marshall had patients sued, arrested, and jailed, which ran as low as $114.49!
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Disgusting scene at AT&T Stadium in Dallas as security forced a Cowboys fan to stay and watch the game all the way to the end.
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Good morning from the Bronx
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Respect. Converting to Judaism now is like becoming a Knicks fan in 2004.
Sydney Sweeney meets with rabbis as her and Scooter Braun think about a future with kids trib.al/1PlWCKE
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c'mon man
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4 hours in to fasting on Yom Kippur
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Happy clinch, Red Sox Nation! 🍾
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All the Yankees World Series rings from the last 17 seasons
Name one thing you could fit inside this bag:
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A Catholic priest blesses the taps at a newly reopened bar in New York’s Penn Station, and the region’s transit system boss, Janno Lieber, laments having described himself as a “beer sissy.”
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If you are not referring to Macklemore as Vanilla ISIS you are doing it wrong.
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Adam Hamilton (D) closes out his U.S. senatorial debate vs. Sen. Roger Marshall (R) at the Kansas State Fair with a colorful Wizard of Oz analogy. "We have a lot people who lost their hearts in Washington D.C."
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Everybody follow Lake Ontario
I was given my name by the Iroquois Nation many hundreds of years ago. By 1660 my name was printed on maps by the Europeans as they accepted the Native name which means Beautiful waters. In 1867 the Canadian government decided to use my name for their providence.
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In 1988 Dolly Parton pulled every 7th and 8th grader in Sevier County into a room and told them to pick a buddy. She made them sign a contract.. if BOTH graduate, she hands you both $500. One fails, nobody gets paid. The county dropout rate went from 35% to 6%. She handed out the checks herself. In 1989 she offered $500 to every kid in the county who wanted to go to the local college. When Gatlinburg burned in 2016, she sent 900 families $1,000 a month for six months. You've probably heard that part. Here's the part you haven't: The fund raised more than expected, so she showed up in May and handed every one of those families another $5,000 on top. Then she quietly put $3 million into the recovery group that handles the years after the news trucks leave. She built her county an entire hospital. She played a benefit concert in 2007, Dollywood and the Stampede matched it, and LeConte Medical Center opened in 2010 with a birthing unit and a women's center in it. In 2022 she started covering 100% of tuition, books, and fees for Dollywood employees. Full-time, part-time, AND seasonal. In 1991 she paid for a bald eagle sanctuary because the birds couldn't be released back into the wild, no press release. And when Hurricane Helene came through here in Western North Carolina, she wrote a personal check for $1 million and her companies matched it. She didn't owe North Carolina anything, but she helped us anyway. She started the Imagination Library because her daddy couldn't read or write. Before he passed, he told her it was the most important thing she ever did. Rest in Peace, Dolly 🇺🇸
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