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Joined April 2016
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Daniel Kerr retweeted
Is anyone out there still ironing? Is ironing still a thing? I was brought up to believe adult life would involve a lot of ironing, but simply hanging stuff up seems to work just fine.
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Daniel Kerr retweeted
Small 3 bed terrace in Moss Side, via 🔒 - insert avocado toast & Netflix jokes here.
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When someone said Greenpeace were on my house I said Downing street? They said no, so I said Chequers? They said no, so I said my Kensington mews house? They said no, so I said my apartment in South Kensington? They said no, so I said not my Santa Monica penthouse? They said no..
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I hadn't realised that most MPs can claim £5500 per child on expenses, for up to three children. But it certainly puts the two-child benefit cap in perspective.
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Daniel Kerr retweeted
Replying to @bambooney
Nice Guys is one of the greatest modern comedies and he's responsible for like 70% of that
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Suella Braverman used £25k of expenses to pay her parents Energy Bills for 5 years when she occasionally stayed there rent free. Hates criminal gangs, but runs the biggest one.
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absolutely love politics here right now 😌
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Daniel Kerr retweeted
Here’s the video in which Vote Leave promised shorter A&E waiting times once we left the EU. Now, six and a half years after the referendum, the number of people waiting for more than four hours in A&E is the highest on record.
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"So this stuff really works?"
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But I do have to ask… We’re getting Elroy back, right? #sixseasonsandamovie
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Jacob Rees Mogg returned from a 3 week Easter recess to a Parliament that sits 150 days a year to tell ordinary people they are not allowed to work from home & must return to the office full time. Trying to be polite here but what an….
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Once again, this should be the biggest news out there
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Not to be that guy but this should be the biggest news out there right now
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In the lobby of an office building in Toronto. I guess to make sure employees are flooded with resentment the instant they walk in the door?
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can’t believe we are given this one wild & precious life and I’m spending it yearning to get back in bed
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Daniel Kerr retweeted
why we gotta bully politicians into doing the jobs they begged us for
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coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days
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So Boris Johnson and his wife spent £200,000 on new sofas and golden wallpaper, they spent over £27,000 on takeaway food over 8 months, they partied and drank fine wine at a time when people couldn't socialise and had to stay at home, and yet we're meant to just tolerate this?
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