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The 2006 edition of Big Fat Quiz of the Year featured Russell Brand, David Walliams, Jonathan Ross, Jimmy Carr, Boy George, Courtney Love, Sacha Baron Cohen and Ian McKellen reading from Jade Goody’s autobiography.
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Got to the bit on a Peep Show rewatch where hes jilted Sophie and they both go back to work. can you imagine how fucking good that would be?! Two people in your office got engaged and one jilted the other? Be absolutely incredible. You'd be cancelling holidays to go in.
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ANN SUMMERS IS ON DELIVEROO IT JUST GAVE ME THE OPTION TO ADD A COCK RING OR A BUTT PLUG TO OUR PIZZA ORDER???????
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Hope my England shirt arrives in time for the game tonight.
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Spraying one out to a real one. Rest easy.
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ELEVEN MINUTES?? girl that’s 4 stops on the Northern line
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
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Katy Perry has returned from space.
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hall of fame mother text
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X Factor’s Katie Waissel just asked a question on #BBCQT???
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Someone is moving into my building & has used this chair to wedge the door open??? I must befriend/drink pornstar martinis with them.
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Pickford is so relatable because I too am furious whenever I am expected to do my job #ENGSLO
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#BRAT 💚😍
Eleanora (formerly LeftieStats) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ (@LeftieStats) profile pictureEleanora (formerly LeftieStats) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️@LeftieStats6 Jun 2024
🚨 BREAKING: With nominations closing tomorrow, the Green Party of England and Wales has candidates in every seat, fulfilling a pledge to stand everywhere. Greens have 575 candidates for 575 seats in England & Wales, the 1st time that they've run a full slate. (Via @democlub)
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POV: it is £9 a pint and you are sat in a car park
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+ a burger topped with some shit like “dirty SLUT sauce”
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We’re trying to drink less so tonight’s entertainment is comparing the least & most expensive kiev that Asda sell
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this is just impeccable i’m in tears
A beautiful tree, (@holzawn) profile pictureA beautiful tree,@holzawn30 Mar 2024
Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING @RishiSunak @RoyalFamily @MartinSLewis @NoelEdmonds
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Spent like 20 minutes making this today. Not quite sure why.
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Not watching that tosh #NotMyKing
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Sunday is Armistrish day x #bbuk
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