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Marquis de Sade becomes very funny when you realise he was just a massive perv who, if alive today, would've been a horrorcow with a disgusting deviantart page and obsessive tumblr account
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My latest sci-fi story is out now. It's about vanishing ecosystems, a woman in trouble, and just a little bit of math. Please enjoy and have a happy Halloween 🐠 πŸ’€
On the NINTH NIGHT OF HALLOWEEN, after devouring the pumpkins, our hunger is satisfied but our thirst remains unquenched. Karter Mycroft set out to find water. When he returned, he could only repeat three words: "Kill the pupfish...kill the pupfish...KILL THE PUPFISH...":
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I agree, amigo. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is long overdue for a critical re-evaluation. You can’t understand the postwar Italian or Japanese American experience without it. Like a palimpsest, it also allows us to inspect texts in its own genealogy, such as Speed Racer.
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1,000 years from now scholars will debate whether Gen Zi was an actual historical personage or a composite character like Lao Tzu and Trump
HR: β€œWe noticed you haven’t used any of your vacation days this year.” Gen Z: β€œThat’s correct.” HR: β€œWe’d like you to take some time off.” Gen Z: β€œAm I being paid during that time?” HR: β€œOf course. You have 12 unused vacation days.” Gen Z: β€œCan I carry them over to next year?” HR: β€œNo. Unused days expire at the end of December.” Gen Z: β€œCan I cash them out?” HR: β€œNo. Our policy doesn’t allow that.” Gen Z: β€œSo if I don’t use them, I lose them?” HR: β€œExactly. That’s why we’re encouraging you to take a break.” Gen Z: β€œUnderstood. I’ll take all 12 days.” HR: β€œAll at once?” Gen Z: β€œYes. Starting Monday.” HR: β€œAbsolutely not. We have deadlines to meet.” Gen Z: β€œThen I can take six days this month and six next month.”
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Shigeru Mizuki Majo Monroe AKA Ayashi No Marilyn Monroe Japan TOEN Comics Manga Cover 1976
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KILL THE PUPFISH - Karter Mycroft (@karterAKA) "She saw the eyes, green and narrow, and under them, barely visible in the dimness, a pair of gigantic, knifelike teeth. Eyes and teeth, disembodied in the darkness, moving steadily towards her." apocalypse-confidential.com/…
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On the NINTH NIGHT OF HALLOWEEN, after devouring the pumpkins, our hunger is satisfied but our thirst remains unquenched. Karter Mycroft set out to find water. When he returned, he could only repeat three words: "Kill the pupfish...kill the pupfish...KILL THE PUPFISH...":
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My favorite genre of image, if you have more below please feel free to add
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All this archeological evidence is really fucking up my theories
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This is how I felt after having the third round of THE LIT BATTLE stolen from me
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I’m back
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Some terrifying Halloween @bookclubpodhq viewing, as Tabby and I dissect the differences between the book and film versions of THE SHINING. youtu.be/GcGjHuASmA0?is=og5s…
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Makes you wonder how he had time to write The Gospel Singer
terry crews really said he’d watch porn from 10am to 11pm
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"Some time ago I ceased sending my verses to various poetry magazines; my best efforts were usually returned with lines by the editors, expressing appreciation for the rhymes, but requesting me to contribute verses less bitter or rebellious. My answer generally was that I refused to emasculate my stuff - poor as it was - for the empty honor of seeing my name in print. If poetry magazines paid for contributions it would be different. I find Weird Tales much more liberal regarding verse than most poetry magazines." Robert E. Howard to H. P. Lovecraft, October 1930
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I’m retiring from cyber writing to focus on my real passion: paranormal investigation
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