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brooklyn 😘
Joined July 2015
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every day it’s a different gay guy’s birthday. you respond to his story “happy bday babe!” and he says “thanks handsome!” then on your birthday that same gay guy responds to your story “happy bday handsome!” and you say “thanks babe!” and you repeat this until you both die
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extra hard faggcent today.
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they’re putting cocaine back in coca cola
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they’re putting cocaine back in coca cola
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If Texas turns blue then Choosin’ Texas by Ella Langley is ours now
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Cracker Barrel has to change their logo to two guys fucking
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MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.
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ok gay guy
Billy Evans reveals his favorite pop divas in new X AMA.
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democrats tonight
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ok gay guy
Billy Evans reveals his favorite pop divas in new X AMA.
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a man just texted me “i cant wait to taist you” lol that’s right baby sound it out
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body tea
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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kids ringing my door at 3pm for candy…..fat
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fallin by alicia keys just came on … ring ring hello is this the office of the great american songbook
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the size of his derrière is causing the back pocket to gape.
Replying to @dieworkwear
But when viewed from the back, we start to see problems. The size of his derrière is causing the back pocket to gape. On a pair of properly tailored trousers, the jets — which is the narrow strip of fabric on the pocket — should come close to touching.
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the size of his derrière is causing the back pocket to gape.
Replying to @dieworkwear
But when viewed from the back, we start to see problems. The size of his derrière is causing the back pocket to gape. On a pair of properly tailored trousers, the jets — which is the narrow strip of fabric on the pocket — should come close to touching.
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The first person to ever say “[person] would go to the opening of an envelope” gagged CRAZY
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what the hell, sure
Jennifer Lawrence recites Tiffany Pollard’s iconic #BBUK monologue.
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i need to take a shower if anyone cares
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