simplicity is the key to brilliance

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined March 2023
โ€œWhere is your other earring?โ€ is such a heart stopping question๐Ÿ˜‚
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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Call it Black Tax or whatever but mamangu akitaka pesa nampea mara hyo hyo!!
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Duale thinks Sifuna won't be president cos he doesn't call Mps to Serena to buy them lunch and give them allowances.
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"Tebu Nione kama yako ni kubwa kama ya Mum "
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Kuna day tumekua house party kwa morio wangu, it was on a UCL night btw. In the peak of a "truth or dare games" watu wakaanza kuingiliana buana. Kuna dem aliambiwa amekua whore hata Rose haiwezi Muhando. Game haikuisha btw ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you finally accept that you can't control everything -
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If all she does is work,go home and mind her business,Nigga you dating a real woman
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Na ukikuja kunitembelea just know when to leave. Sasa ukikaa kwangu the whole day unataka nipike saa ngapi๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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removing myself is how i deal with anything that doesnโ€™t sit right with me.
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When was the last time ulishika note ya 1k
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I can't watch this alone ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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honestly speaking, ni bigwig mgani huyo amekufollow?
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once you get comfortable with not calling or texting people, thereโ€™s no going back
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When you post "home alone" on your status then the local thief in your area reacts with๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿซถ.
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tl imejaa masturbation addicts left right center
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1 min 7 likes 1 hr 9 likes๐Ÿ˜‚
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Yaani kuna watu wakirombosewa na mdem, they don't erect. Mimi ata dem akiview status.
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Kuna Form 4 saii ako mahali amekazana na Topic itatoa 1 Mrk KCSE mzima!๐Ÿ˜‚
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Pajamas Mnavaa Kila Mahali Lakini tukivaa Tetema mnatuita Vienyeji ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿšฎ
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โ€œ..this pussy is mine..โ€..uhmm well,no..but I'm glad you're having fun๐Ÿซถ
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