@devabram

Software development consultant › I fix orgs so they stop breaking prod · SCE fixes this (https://xitter.cf/t.co/yfc3IGf4kS) · populizer of the term typefuckery

 Zagreb, Croatia
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Joined October 2014
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We have condensed the UK politics analysis into a video to be consumed by zoomers and other soydevs. UK deep state and NGOs are trying to silence us, but the TRUTH will prevail!
The Institute for Type Safe Memetic Research
@typememeticsOct 23
The Institute is an apolitical organisation, established to ensure type and memetic safety of all people, regardless of their political affiliation. We are tired of being hushed and not able to share the TRUTH about the UK, the home of ITSMR. Read more: stateoftheunion.uk
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This is private equity, this is what it does. Buy up JavaScript runtimes, run them into the ground, and rip them apart for short-term profit. The developers at Deno know how to run the runtime. They know how to make the tools we all love. They should be given the first opportunity — and the full support of the Turkish government — to keep it alive. And if we want to avoid @HSVSphere crashing out, the Turkish government should buy Deno outright. We should be keeping private equity out, not welcoming it in.
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Nice.
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Why, Railway? Why?
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This house don't run on PHP
(infinite-jes)
@lawofconsOct 22
This house don't run on hope
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ADTs and objects are two transpositions of the same types x operations matrix.
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Some guys stole the entire printing press from the newspaper office. ...uh, I meant they're seizing the means of manufacturing consent.
One Happy Fellow
@onehappyfellowOct 19
bums in my town are stealing copper cables ... uh, I meant they're seizing the means of conduction
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My clanker, the intellectual:
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PR reviews fucking suck as a concept.
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The quest to see if a SSD with a heatsink can be added to my PC.
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A comment from our recent YouTube video:
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How many gen Zer does it take to screw a lightbulb? 6 7
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David Abram 🐊 retweeted
Yurii Melnychenko@vimjoyerOct 14
I just made Nixmap, the intro to Nix which will make you switch
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Consciousness is one of the facts of reality. What now?
🐾Eneasz Brodski
@EneaszWritesOct 5
the "Hard Problem" in a nutshell: 1. atoms aren't conscious 2. humans are made of atoms 3. humans are conscious 4. so at least one of 1-3 must be false Panpsychists say #1 is false Dualists say #2 is false Illusionists say #3 is false Materialists say #4 is false
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Your sandbox solutions suck. Mine? Mine are perfect.
Dmitrii Kovanikov
@ChShershOct 6
While I was dreaming today, a solution to proper agents sandboxing was revealed to me. Let’s put their sandbox inside another sandbox. This way when the agents escape the first sandbox, they think they’re free and stop trying.
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Me: "Create 40 VMs in a cluster so I can ddos my staging env" Claude: "Ok" Me: "Add deepseek as a potential model in the harness" Claude:
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