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this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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BREAKING: America's 706 biggest corporations paid a 10.4% tax rate on $1.88 TRILLION in profits last year. That's the lowest rate researchers have found in more than 40 years of tracking. It's also less than half the 21% rate they're supposed to pay. This is insane.
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niggas really voted for a fucking retard
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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He wants to tell everyone how he’s got it rigged so badly.
Trump on Midterms: I think you are going to be pleasantly surprised on Tuesday.
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Amazing how fickle some people can be! Jaylen Brown delivered a championship, was their best player in both the Conference Finals and NBA Finals, and had everyone partying like it was 1999! Then, when they thought last season was lost, that SAME guy came out of nowhere, led the team to 56 wins, and made their jobs fun again. Funny how quickly people forget! 🤷🏾
Celtics announcers DISSED Jaylen Brown 😭 "Tatum has ZERO turnovers tonight." "If I were to do PR work for Jayson Tatum, I'd just remind everyone who led the league in turnovers last year."
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Jared Kushner hired a hitman to kill Jamal Khashoggi who was actively investigating his ties to MBS at the time of his murder
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these were the messages for context
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If things were 2016 prices right now I’d be so set in life it’s not even funny.
The American dream just got three times more expensive. per WSJ. 10 years ago: Mortgage rate: 3.4% Median home price: $235,000 Monthly payment: about $830 Today: Mortgage rate: 7.4% Median home price: $418,000 Monthly payment: about $2,300 Home prices are up 78%.
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turb retweeted
Highest average depth of target in Week 7 so far Bo Nix 11.3 Jordan Love 11.1 JJ McCarthy 10.2 Drake Maye 9.5 Joe Burrow 9.0
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Waited until dude was hateful to be xenophobic toward him. That’s a real patriot, got dammit! 😂
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Holy shit this is a great take. They would’ve said he turned a dude that scored 83 into a spot up shooter. Lmao
If Bron was on the Heat they would be tb how he “ruined” Bam, so glad we don’t gotta deal with that bro
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turb retweeted
There are entire other worlds existing in parallel to yours
My ex roomie found these texts in her bf’s phone She sent me these while we lived together asking me what she should do? I’m not kink shaming but this was hilarious to me because she didn’t confront him about it at all and just kept things moving.
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I was here first?
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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If he were a white guy he’d be front runner for president. Generational talent.
El-Sayed: "We had a little debate. Or I had a debate and he just pointed at me and said, 'He's Muslim.'"
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Bron took a 5 min break in the 4th and we didn’t go down 20, this shi mean sum to me
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Not a single braincell between them just pure vibes bouncing skull to skull like the dvd logo
Anthony Edwards LaMelo Ball Ant Melo
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They broke Eisenhower’s globe because they didn’t want to wait for a team of specialist historians to move it. I cannot think of a more apt metaphor for Pete Hegseth’s DoD.
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth wanted Gen. Dwight Eisenhower’s globe for his office. His staff broke it. We have photos.
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Vivek Ramaswamy is not fit to lead. Watch our new ad.
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ANGEL REESE WHAT A PERFORMANCE GIVE HER RESPECT. 🔥🔥🔥🔥 (via @ShowCaseShabazz)
ANGEL REESE TONIGHT: 30 POINTS 16 REBOUNDS 3 ASSISTS 2 BLOCKS 1 STEAL 10/16 FGM 1/1 3PM 34 MINUTES SPECIAL PLAYER. 🔥🔥🔥
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see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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