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i’m a missile that's guided to you

they/she ⟡ 26 ⟡ toronto
Joined August 2016
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me two vodka crans deep at emo night when i hear fall out boy
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*paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green...
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crowdsurfed twice. potential arm injury. can’t hear. long live the story so far!
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uber driver vaping… can i have a hit
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every shirt is $40
every meal is $20
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your partner should never be your first priority. your first priority should always be american rock band fall out boy
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I got about 3 fake laughs in me before I start just staring at people at work
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FUCK AN APOLOGY I’M NOT SORRY FOR ANYTHING!!! I’VE BEEN HOLDING BACK MY APATHY FOR FAR TOO LONG!!! YOU DON’T DESERVE WHAT YOU HAVEN’T EARNED!!! AND YOUR PLACE IN MY HEART HAS JUST GROWN SO SMALL!!!!!
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the story so far tonight with all my friends
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he saw your stomach thru the shirt sister just get cracked and lose yourself a little
being fat will seriously have u afraid of certain sex positions, what if he see my rolls or my boobs bounce too much
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bagel with cream cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese
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not a thought in their head
trent buying me a pompompurin tamagotchi and now its my chud child that screams at me for food at 6am before my actual alarm clock
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trent buying me a pompompurin tamagotchi and now its my chud child that screams at me for food at 6am before my actual alarm clock
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why does everyday cost money i do not have
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victoria ⋆˙⟡ retweeted
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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This text is nearly identical to a tweet first posted by @plume__ on January 30, 2023. x.com/plume__/status…
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#BREAKING - Chow re-elected as Mayor of Toronto, CityNews projects.
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