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i’m a missile that's guided to you

they/she ⟡ 26 ⟡ toronto
Joined August 2016
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*paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green...
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every shirt is $40
every meal is $20
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your partner should never be your first priority. your first priority should always be american rock band fall out boy
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victoria ⋆˙⟡ retweeted
I got about 3 fake laughs in me before I start just staring at people at work
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he saw your stomach thru the shirt sister just get cracked and lose yourself a little
being fat will seriously have u afraid of certain sex positions, what if he see my rolls or my boobs bounce too much
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victoria ⋆˙⟡ retweeted
bagel with cream cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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victoria ⋆˙⟡ retweeted
does anyone have any methods at all
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victoria ⋆˙⟡ retweeted
“who is Matty Healy”
I wish I knew about Taylor Swift lore like who is Matty Healy im curious asfffffff
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your partner should never be your first priority. your first priority should always be american rock band my chemical romance
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victoria ⋆˙⟡ retweeted
When I'm too depressed to clean my room I like to tell myself that jeff the killer will be coming over. It doesn't work but it's a nice thought.
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victoria ⋆˙⟡ retweeted
my tits bounce when i walk, i’m not arguing with no man
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trisha paytas is consistently the perfect example of how being right too early makes you look crazy
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victoria ⋆˙⟡ retweeted
sorry i cant come in to work today ethan klein cheated on his wife and i have to be on the internet all day for that
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victoria ⋆˙⟡ retweeted
They don’t want you to know that you can say babe platonically and bro romantically
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every day in canada is like wake up spend $50 go to bed
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with a cigarette too... God.
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