just found out the dude who invented goldfish crackers made them in the shape of a fish bc his wife was a pisces and he wanted to make smth for her.....love is stored in the goldfish cracker
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They're renaming IHOP to the International House of Pronouns.
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Cinema so understaffed they need the Wicker man to tell people the escalator’s broken
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just had dinner at blexas roadhouse. we ate gender affirming rolls. the birthday song is now a drag performance?
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if you flip your phone upside down, if looks like he's bravely carrying the weight of an entire cabinet on his back. so heroic
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The Pauline Kael bot is like top 5 accounts on here. She’s always saying some shit “Chewbacca is pathetic.”
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notice he used Burger to change american voters hearts and minds
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this is so mean spirited it reads as parody
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Parker Posey walking her white dog, Gracie in the West Village neighborhood of Manhattan, New York City.
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i don’t use this term lightly when i say that this is a generational video











































