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also watching jeopardy with her but she’s not allowed to yell any of the answers only i am.
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when i was a boy granddad showed me a old pistol.he said grandson this gun ima use to kill aliens. i say granddad aint no aliens. he said i dont know. week later i woke up and he pointing it at me. pa put him in a home. now im grown and green goo comin out my face and i dont know
went to the bar for maz to see her girlfriend and they threw the guy out almost immediately (because his other dog was barking and the bartender tonight is a fucking dick, was very unkind about it).
they played for like 30 seconds and now she’s desolate.
do they really think voters will come out in force in 2028 if they spend the next two years laughing in our faces? the appetite for real, transformative change is at a fever pitch.
ignoring that very clear mandate will be a fucking disaster.
Reality check: Pretty much every member I've talked to says Jeffries will get the gavel.
Rep. Himes: "Jeffries absolutely will be speaker."
"Anybody talking about a challenger is just selling tickets to a circus with no tent," Rep. Liccardo told @axios axios.com/2026/11/06/jeffrie…
feel like a broken record here but if we actually enforced the clayton act and the sherman act our lives would be so much fucking better.
put on a pair of jeans and they were kinda tight and i was like but my waist looks good idgi. and then i realized oh right. legs.
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not a lot of people know this but there is a central matriarch within each mcdonalds location that lovingly gives birth to each and every one of their delicious sandwiches
voting like this has to be a fetish
California voters appear to have approved Proposition 38, which was authored by billionaire Gary K. Michelson and will fund his immunology research institute to the tune of $4.2 billion. But the institute had only 3 employees as of September. @mzinshteyn calmatters.org/politics/elec…
i’m glad russell brand is going away but it’s insane he was able to be that guy for fucking decades. everyone knew
i fucking love this kid man. would have rocked as a student
Shout out to Minnesota!!! Let’s keep it going. @PlayersTribune
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doesn’t even have a toner. nothing korean. wow
A man who knows ball… sorry @AbdulElSayed, I wasn’t familiar with your skincare game. 😂
Wondering what keeps Michigan Senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed’s skin looking so clear? He breaks down his skincare routine with Suzanne Lambert. 🧴✨
















