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when i was a boy granddad showed me a old pistol.he said grandson this gun ima use to kill aliens. i say granddad aint no aliens. he said i dont know. week later i woke up and he pointing it at me. pa put him in a home. now im grown and green goo comin out my face and i dont know
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not a lot of people know this but there is a central matriarch within each mcdonalds location that lovingly gives birth to each and every one of their delicious sandwiches
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To everyone that voted no on Prop 40 because you fell for the bullshit “they’re gonna expand it to everyone” even though it’s written specifically so they can’t (even accounting for the amendment clause) you’re a fucking idiot.
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For tonight to mean anything, the immediate demand/priority for the new Democratic congress must be immediately ending all funding for the catastrophic war with Iran and all military and diplomatic support for Israel.
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Looks like Elon Musk may have lit $190 million on fire in Texas tonight, the equivalent of $21 to someone who makes $100,000 per year.
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January
JD Vance at the Oracle of Delphi: Tell me, what will happen in the midterm elections
The Oracle: the losing side will post Harry Potter fanfiction and Star Wars, while the winning side will post edits of Mussolini
JD Vance smiled to himself, confident…
les mis grunge 🔻 retweeted
A beautiful idea. Haunting. "I've kept more promises than I made" is pure poetry. But no one is going to enjoy that, no one treasures it, so he's forced to keep talking about how some 55 year old senator has a super tight and fuckable ass.



























