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jordan

@dmnextdoor

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Joined April 2020
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Been chatting soooo much shit in the comments to my neighbours on that new ring doorbell neighbourhood alert thing 🤣🤣
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Yer getting mauled by dmnextdoor
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Chat am I cooked? My man just told me he’s going to a Halloween event called ‘Haunted Brixton: Whine or Die’😭😭
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Free speech in the UK:
Metropolitan Police (@metpoliceuk) profile pictureMetropolitan Police
@metpoliceukOct 30
Anyone planning to attend a demonstration in support of Palestine Action in the vicinity of the US Embassy on Saturday, 31 October will face arrest as part of a robust policing operation. Expressing support for the group is an offence under the Terrorism Act following its proscription in June 2025, a decision upheld by the Court of Appeal in June 2026. Read more: news.met.police.uk/news/met-…
Met issues update ahead of planned Defend Our Juries activity this weekend

Met issues update ahead of planned Defend Our Juries activity this weekend

Officers will be deployed in the vicinity of the US Embassy.

news.met.police.uk
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If you have ADHD in the UK at the moment it feels like every single day you have to read yet more misleading headlines and then the resulting commentary from people who seem to despise our very existence and it's so utterly, utterly demoralising and upsetting to just have no way to push back – at Winsford, England
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anj@___anjolaOct 26
26th, 26/10/2026.
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ang (@miocest) profile pictureang@miocestOct 26
guys when they haven’t slept with u yet:
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Ngl I can’t cook
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when the world needed her most she vanished
🌻 (@ONLYTANGS_) profile picture🌻@ONLYTANGS_Oct 26
lightskin women like this exist, and in the uk we’re stuck with dmnextdoor
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🌻@ONLYTANGS_Oct 26
lightskin women like this exist, and in the uk we’re stuck with dmnextdoor
Ray (@SirayahShiraz) profile pictureRay
@SirayahShirazOct 26
Showing my future kids this picture. I love football so much.
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Fat ppl will deadarse eat 2 blocks of cheese in one meal
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mila@icuselleOct 23
leftists lately
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LAMMIE🦭🧛🏼‍♀️✪ (@levantinemarx) profile pictureLAMMIE🦭🧛🏼‍♀️✪@levantinemarxOct 23
What’s not clicking in your head
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I’m crying no matter how u look at it, this is so true
automatic slay (@automaticslay) profile pictureautomatic slay
@automaticslayOct 22
Replying to @Drinkcesa
Every male selfie is a cry for help
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I wana wear heels more but I can’t drive in heels 😔
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Me and the other woman comparing notes
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He literally explained The Benefits of Being Confrontational.
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jj.finns@jjfinnsSep 20
Young Eman reveals that the girl voice on ‘popstar in da bits’ is him with vocal effects 👀
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Bean@HELIOARIASep 20
Palestinian Adults deserve to live too
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Still have iOS 18 on my iPhone 13 I’m not letting it go
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Yes let’s capture them and put them in a cell until they trust us and then let them assimilate into a capitalist shitty society where everyone is miserable and overworked, I’m sure they would love that
Doggy (@avalioplantas) profile pictureDoggy@avalioplantasSep 20
Opinião impopular: Isso devia ser inaceitável hoje em dia, essas pessoas precisam de acesso a tratamento médico moderno, saneamento básico, água tratada, educação e oportunidades. Manter seres humanos vivendo igual animais em 2026 é crueldade, você não gostaria de viver assim.
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