Just having my usual leftie night of guilt and (given my poor health) despair of our world. And the highly connected people who can just ruin people’s lives. So strangely get drawn (for some reason) to injustice. This song always does it for me. It’s another extraordinarily beautiful an powerful work of one of Nelly’s songwriters Boff Whalley – Chumbawamba’s “waiting for the bus”. Gary Tyler wrongly accused spent 42 years in prison (until he – after never doing so - finally “confessed” to get out) for a crime he didn’t commit. Unless you’re one of the right wing trolls that have been thumping me ... tell me this isn’t how you write songs ... youtube.com/watch?v=tDekZfeQ… theguardian.com/artanddesign…

Oh that's me: a useless, broken, shy boy! I'm working on it making make me feel good!

I'd reply but my lips are sealed

When it is returned to France, will it be Bye Bye Bayeux?

I love you putting a smile on my sad, ugly face, Claire! You so cheer me up! Downside is you put dreadful puns in my head: first thought in my head: Pyjamarama! ... it ain't what you do it's the way that you do it. And I just want to be a fun boy free of pain!

To get me ready ... I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face; pyjamas, a hairbrush, new shoes and a case Actually tbh these lyrics are not reflective of me: the unnecessary hairbrush was a calamitous mistake ... and pyjamas - good god!

Thanks, Laura. I wish, though. I've decided my physical and mental health medicine in spurts of lucidity and what little energy (as a writer) I can muster is just keep thinking and do a tweet, a FB post or a crap pun ... just to believe I can still do it ... x

I had a million thoughts. But all up in flames.

Was gonna be as bold as brass and blow my own trumpet ... but even I couldn't be that low ... x

“Let’s not waste Time and Energy on Jeffrey Epstein, somebody that nobody cares about.” Donald Trump. Can't think why he thinks that ...

If Shaky was there it might be the Green D'or!

Michael Rosen - a thorn in the side of the establishment and entitlement!

I think he meant buglers!

But you're used to Villa Park - so a pretty low bar for comparison!

Good lord(s). As a sky blue boy, I'm agreeing with a Villa fan... I'm finished! But what a test. I remember trying to explain/compare cricket to baseball for my then American brother in law ... I said how glorious tests were and they last five days: "FIVE FUCKING DAYS?!"

Betcha by golly ...

oh and as a playwright I always like to amuse people ...!

Admittedly it is a low bar, Roisin. But as a once card-carrying NUJ journalist (and in a company that banned/discouraged unions if you wanted to "get on") ... I'd share a platform with them ... (I get New World, Byline Times, Private Eye & New Statesman) ... all we've got ...

Although Barbara in my Nell Gwynne musical is selfish & money-grabbing (it's a musical - no space for nuance!) my Nelly who impersonates her; which Nell did in real life - does it so funnily...As Nelly says: "Barbara was undeniably beautiful. But she was also very...intense!"

Good advice Dr Laura! That would be great trip. See if I can book a big yellow taxi!