Doug Bies

Stephen Miller is a weak, sniveling little bitch who looks like a used condom that got flushed, shit on, and somehow crawled back out of the toilet. Pale, balding, and permanently constipated with pure fucking insecurity. He walks around like the world’s most hate filled, pencil dicked dweeb who got the absolute shit kicked out of him every single day in high school and decided the solution was to spend the rest of his miserable life ruining other people’s. Every time he opens his mouth it’s just the sound of a bitter, pathetic coward who’s been getting his ass kicked by his own reflection since puberty and still hasn’t learned to shut the fuck up. 🖕