New York Jets fan, poker player, Instagram, Snapchat, & Untappd: dougbies
Austin, TX
Joined December 2009
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Doug Bies retweeted
Noah’s Ark was supposedly 450 feet long. We’re expected to believe it housed the world’s animals, their food, and waste for nearly a year, with just 8 people caring for them?
That’s not history. That’s mythology defying biology, physics, and common sense.
Doug Bies retweeted
Everyone knew about Russell Brand. Everyone knew about Diddy, R. Kelly, Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, and Jeffrey Epstein. Everyone knew about Donald Trump. I’m so tired of people protecting rich perverts, keeping their dark secrets for decades. So damn tired.
Doug Bies retweeted
Butker constantly missing far right is just so on the nose I feel like it’s not even worth making jokes about anymore
Doug Bies retweeted
Stephen Miller is a weak, sniveling little bitch who looks like a used condom that got flushed, shit on, and somehow crawled back out of the toilet. Pale, balding, and permanently constipated with pure fucking insecurity. He walks around like the world’s most hate filled, pencil dicked dweeb who got the absolute shit kicked out of him every single day in high school and decided the solution was to spend the rest of his miserable life ruining other people’s. Every time he opens his mouth it’s just the sound of a bitter, pathetic coward who’s been getting his ass kicked by his own reflection since puberty and still hasn’t learned to shut the fuck up. 🖕
Doug Bies retweeted
I knew Russell Brand was guilty of everything they say he did the moment he got out his Bible and turned into a fake ass Christian influencer.
Doug Bies retweeted
You hear that sound?
🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
That’s the sound of MAGA influencers that haven’t been told what to think yet.
Don’t worry, in a few days the Heritage Foundation will release their talking points and MAGA influencers will suddenly have opinions again.
Doug Bies retweeted
Sure sex is great but have you ever watched the entire country say fuck you to Donald Trump??
Doug Bies retweeted
Trump will REMAIN President, but what he CAN'T do now:
1. *Can't pass any law:*
Needs Parliament. With Democrats at 90, all his bills will be blocked.
2. *Can't get money:*
Parliament controls the budget. No funding for his MAGA projects, Wall etc.
3. *Faces Impeachment Risk:* Democrats can start investigations and even move impeachment.
4. *Can't appoint Judges/Officials freely:* Senate will block his picks.
5. *Can't do big foreign deals:*
Trade deals, war funding needs Parliament nod.
In short: He will stay in the White House, sign Executive Orders, but Parliament and Courts can overturn them.
He becomes a *Lame Duck President* - President in name, powerless in reality.
#USMidterms
Doug Bies retweeted
I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser
