My book MANAGING EXPECTATIONS is available NOW in both the UK and the US through the link below ❤️

Los Angeles
Joined April 2009
Best convo of the last 5 yrs:I explained to my son that his friend's Mum had become a man: "You can do that?""Yes""Then I wanna be a dragon"
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Ummm, ok, what else are we good at? #EURo2024
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While you’re here and we’re talking about #sport I loved being a part of this show . It’s brilliant. 🖤#capedcrusader #batman
The names behind the heroes and villains of Batman: Caped Crusader, premiering August 1
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Also, this is a cast announcement , not a trailer 🖤
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Perhaps that is the key to interacting with a platform you are no longer in love with. You talk about sport. #EURo2024 #sport ( and maybe politics? JUST kidding)
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I have come back to say this : WALKER!!!! KANE!!!! #EURo2024
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I’m on the wonderful Minnie Driver’s podcast talking about anger, polyps & Jesus. Available wherever you get your podcasts. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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Calling all Angelenos! Come and see this GEM of a movie this Saturday night . Stay and ask me questions afterwards! #rhysdarby and @JulianDennison star and you can get tix here: 90.formovietickets.com:2235/…
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Can you believe Jared Kushner didn’t fix all this?
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Elon Musk is like a Scooby Doo villain who dresses up as a ghost to scare everyone away from the theme park but forgets that his business is theme parks – at Lewisham, London
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Can someone send me a code for Bluesky? #RateLimitExceeded
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I like that the three working theories for why Twitter broke are: 1.) Twitter is DDoSing itself because Elon is an idiot. 2.) Twitter is losing servers after the company ignored bills because Elon is an idiot. 3.) Twitter hopes to force people to pay because Elon is an idiot.
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Imagine spending $44 billion to pilot the Hindenburg. Defies belief really.
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A lot of people are clearly worried about this latest announcement from Elon Musk, and how it will impact their Twitter experience. Well, allow me to explain in this handy thread. 1/601
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#AlanArkin I’ll never forget the scene we shot for Grosse Pointe Blank but never used. You were not only the greatest, but the kindest. Rest in peace, rise in glory 🤍 #
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#book comes out in paperback next week! To celebrate I will be giving you several versions of “Is it on…?” And: “I don’t think it’s working” on #instagram live this Saturday June 17th. I will then read the new story I wrote… 6pm GMT/10am PST/1pmEST #managingexpectations
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