@drivingmemadi

Like a furby, but worse.

 chicago
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Joined July 2019
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an escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. good luck
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Pubity
@pubityOct 24
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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the tweet: something bad is happening and i feel compelled to speak up the quote tweet: this is the ceo of computer, btw
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pinky@pinkyy997Oct 16
Webkinz fall🍂
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Is the ball moaning? what’s with all the fumbles today
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The only thing making me feel better about how terribly the Bears are doing is the Packers kicker that keeps missing and then looking like the saddest boy there ever was
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bingle@binkymodeOct 2
if email was invented today it would be called something like Zoola or Claire
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feeling the crushing weight of the world and my laundry
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seeing a Dalmatian irl is like wow okay, This is really happening to me right now
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trapped in a multidimensional timer hellscape while i wait for my laundry, and brownies, and tea
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Chicago Bears
@ChicagoBearsAug 15
Look who's here 👀
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¥@laylanaiimAug 7
And for the lady, perhaps a soft, low cortisol life & a calm nervous system.
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Bryan Johnson
@bryan_johnsonAug 6
I know some of you find me insufferable sorry about that
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🧺🍓@chicorypetalsJul 24
new cheese village just discovered
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Chalant@OnlyHanz_Jul 20
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early
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chey@iwishurosesxoJul 14
microdosing hell by thinking
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Bladee Fansite Master@theranosbloodJul 7
my father once said this:
gabby@MISERABLEN0WJul 6
I hate online Snoopy content/art where u can tell the person who made it doesn’t know shit abt Snoopy or the nuances of his character
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meghan
@deloisiveteJul 6
My method for watching soccer is to start paying attention whenever the announcers talk faster
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Alyssa Leader@alittleleaderJul 6
The good news is that this has really brought my husband and I together by uniting his interests (soccer) and mine (rules, what are the rules, who decides when the rules are broken, what is the punishment for breaking the rules, what is the process for evaluating the fairness of
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jon drake@DrakeGatsbyJun 20
“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better
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