The snow goose need not to bathe to make itself white. Neither need you do anything but be yourself

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined April 2025
Another flawless drive on FSD v12.6.4 It’s really incredible how it performs considering it thinks it’s American.
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Wouldn’t advise doing this in a HW3 Tesla.
To every Australian Tesla driver: Let’s bring the OG Tesla wave back - but with two hands this time, instead of the lousy one. Sincerely, Everyone.
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Won’t be doing that again…
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Will Aussie HW3 Teslas receive the Halloween update before Halloween? Probably not.
Undocumented change with Intel Teslas. Intel Teslas with 2026.38.5.1 do in fact receive the new Halloween wraps! 😎
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Yet another release for HW4 in Australia while HW3 users are still waiting for v14 lite. 54 days since we were told it was in “active development”. Not feeling very active. @TeslaAUNZ what’s going on? Worst customer experience.
We noticed a new Tesla software update 2026.38.5.5 on Model 3 Performance (2024) in Australian Capital Territory, Australia. View the rollout of this update here: teslascope.com/software/2026…
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Some people paid $10,000 for FSD which we have still not received…. But hey, we have flying cars now. Do better @TeslaAUNZ
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Every time I see this, I hope it’s v14 lite. Every time, I’m disappointed. @TeslaAUNZ
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Not happening. Remember who we’re talking about.
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I think this is a good sign for Australia. They have probably hit some internal goal / fix some particular problem. Hopefully it’s the same one holding Australia back.
FSD Supervised v14 Lite now rolling out to Intel Model S&X
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I stand corrected. Guess I’m not getting Halloween mode at all. Starting to forget what’s so good about Tesla again? Still no FSD. Lack of meaningful updates.
Can’t wait to receive Halloween mode 3 months after Halloween. Just in time for next year’s Halloween.
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I think something may have changed in the background. I’ve been using doggy FSD v12 since April this year. Today is the first time I have received one of the camera visibility alert. Could be nothing.
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Please please please be the version Australia 🇦🇺 gets.
FSD v14.3 lite incoming!!
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Couldn’t say it better myself. It feels like they are just money hungry and ready to scam their existing customer base at any point.
I was born here. Australia is my home. And every week I watch @TeslaAUNZ ship another pointless cabin toy to HW4 while HW3 owners wait for FSD Lite that North America and Korea already have. Support pages say HW3 is included. Support emails say “active development.” The car gets nothing. Stop treating Australian HW3 owners like guests in a product we paid for. Give us a date — or admit HW3 is abandoned here.
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Almost 4 months later, Tesla still hasn’t sent v14 Lite to thousands of HW3 owners in New Zealand & Australia! leaving us waiting with no explanation for the delay. @Tesla @teslasi @TeslaAUNZ @elonmusk @aelluswamy @yunta_tsai
FSD v14 Lite is now rolling out to AI3 early-access customers. Based on the feedback, will rollout to more customers over the next few weeks. This build distills the driving behavior from AI4’s v14 series into both the camera and compute config of AI3. It includes destination options and speed profiles on city roads, but more importantly significantly improved safety. We hope you’ll enjoy it, once the build ships wide.
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Boat mode activated. In hindsight, this was incredibly stupid of me.
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Can’t wait to receive Halloween mode 3 months after Halloween. Just in time for next year’s Halloween.
Halloween is coming
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Ben Kowal 🇦🇺 retweeted
Emergency Drive Away lets you shift into Drive while still plugged into a Supercharger
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Ben Kowal 🇦🇺 retweeted
The new Automatic Collision Evasion feature worked flawlessly! FSD reengaged itself just as I was about to hit a curb. Kudos @teslasi team! 👏
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I’ve preached this so much. We know the Intel MCU can handle it. It’s always teased during Autopark. @Tesla Please 🙏
Hey @elonmusk can we get grok to just Hyper focus on bringing the HD park assist in any meaningful way to the Intel MCU?? literally just giving the lane lines that are already shown during Auto Park would be good enough, Anytime the car visualizes it from the bird's eye view like this When it determines we are doing something parking related, Please just show us at minimum the lane lines.. it makes parking so much easier
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Accurate depiction of what @TeslaAUNZ thinks HW3 owners look like.
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What came first, chicken or the e…. Tesla semi Australia Or v14 lite Australia. Place your bets now.
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