Fear and Loathing in the safespace•toilet tweeter•RV for EBE6•Anhedonia Advocate•Future First Ladyboy of President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez• #GTA6CD4SALE

Columbus, Ohio
Joined March 2015
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Terry Crews won a gold medal in gooning
terry crews really said he’d watch porn from 10am to 11pm
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Two thousand bucks?? More like the iPhone Juo!
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Mmmmm Coffee, Natures Pussy.
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If you can’t understand that the dream of every coal miner, rough neck, and down on their luck farmer in this great nation is to one day eat Avocado Eggrolls at The Cheesecake Factory, then you don’t deserve to ever be the President of America. This is Cheesecake Country.
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Kanye has never once been wrong. There, I said it.
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Accidentally bought 3lbs of shitty cheese I’m left with no other option
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Next time im doing Karaoke im doing Phantom of The Opera solo and no one can stop me.
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This country needs to abolish gambling again and that’s a truth a lot of people don’t want to recognize
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But you were already there Adam
Ethan Klein I’d like to hear your side
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She-lon Bust retweeted
You’re mad at Ethan Klein for cheating on his wife. I’m mad at him because I tuned in to watch a mukbang and he ended up convincing me to send $36,000 to the IDF. We are not the same.
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I’m the ideal hire, but I smoke weed
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We need more choices than two when we vote. I want to vote for people who aren’t creepy lying weirdos hiding behind massive smiles while campaigning on either how hard their lives are or how their corporatized techscam from Texas is better than what us dumb Ohioans already have.
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I think regardless of who the QB is at OSU, we will be okay, I think Luke Fahey could prove the haters wrong about his height and I hope he does, and I think Tavien St. Clair could really show up and prove he’s elite if he’s given chances.
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She-lon Bust retweeted
the first rule of prison is to be yourself and have fun
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Calling them goblins is a bit much
A goblin's web history would be so boring man they'd just look up simple weapons and pictures of gold coins and shit
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At 10k followers I will run for office.
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I’m not even going to vote, when one side is down by 50% it’s clear who the loser will be. @VP completely fucked his chances at a presidential run where Ohio backs him up in the polls, it’s clear this Huckleberry Finn and the adventures of the technocracy sham has run its course.
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Anyone complaining about the possum perk in DMZ is literally a whiny faggot
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Whichever NFL player is trying to sue Cam Skattebo, you’s a bitch.
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Ever feel like you’re meant for this world? (Hell)
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