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the oldest people in the world are at the bank performing the most elaborate transactions
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i enjoy that the things at the winners checkout are items which don’t exist anywhere else on earth and should probably be illegal.
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everyone in the bar is talking about how they hurt themselves on the jagged bit of metal sticking out of the wall. it's bringing people together. it's starting conversations
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Reminder to parents that u may think dressing ur tiny baby as a pumpkin for Halloween is predictable or whatever… I promise it is not and that nothing is cuter than a pumpkin baby



































