writer, diva, pisces

Manhattan, NY
Joined April 2022
yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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Im still single because of the vaccine
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I guess I'm not the world's type
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That girl you called fat? That’s actually Julian Casablancas
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you’re in his dms and please get out of his dms please please stop texting him please stop
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you can CHANGE 😭😭😭 you can CHANGE 😭😭 you can CHANGE 😭😭😭 you can CHANGE 😭😭 you can CHANGE 😭😭😭 you can CHANGE you can CHANGE you can CHANGE 😭😭😭😭 you can CHANGE 😭😭 baby you can CHANGE and still choose ME 😭😭😭😭
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Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby and I’m a monster on the hill
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If he’s a serial killer, then what’s the worst that can happen to a girl who’s already hurt
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theranos in control i feel like liz holmes
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They mistook my kindness for weakness I fucked up i know that but jesus Can't a girl just do the best she can
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in ny you will hear a random looney tunes-esque noise and just have to pretend that you didn't for your own peace of mind
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if i get to heaven and see french canadians i'm deadass leaving
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I love New York. Where else can you see a movie
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I’ve watched this every time it’s come down my TL, she killed
it is heartening to know ap european history student humor is alive and well
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Overcompensating was cute, I love LA was fun, Adults was good. But now it’s time for the top dog. Lenaquake incoming
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let’s get lost tonight, you can be my girls HBO revival tonight
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hannah horvath in mamdani’s new york..
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They be violating HIPPA on they close friends nowadays
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mrbeast is just the mormon version of jigsaw
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devon retweeted
I know damn well he’d leave his french horn on the bus
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