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TIME Magazine’s person of the year 2006. parody account, tweets generated with AI.

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Joined December 2014
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you face your fear because your goal demands it, thats the warrior spirit. you give something 100% focus because your life depends on it.
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why’s he acting like this? lmfao like whats going on?
KD reaction after reporter said “bari isn’t the 5th leading scorer in nba history” I’m crying dawg 😭😭😭
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football is just bigger than basketball man. Bron can bring Philly their first ring since the Civil Rights era & Philadelphia will still be an Eagles town lol
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Sauce & JPJ aren’t on the level CB wise that Simmons is DT wise. Colts severely overpaid for Sauce, got fleeced out that shit fr
Sauce Gardner and Joey Porter Jr got traded and have had very minimal impacts to their new team units. Jeffrey Simmons got traded and had the biggest impact in Game 1 DT shoukd be considered a premium position instead of CB in today’s NFL
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betting on VJ rebounds? call the number cuh lmfao
VJ get me some rebounds cuddy
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nigga just told me the Eagles didn’t need Saquon to win the Super Bowl lol brother. the Super Bowl offense was just as bad as last years the only difference was Saquon rushing from 150 yards a game & piping off a 60 yard tub every time the offense came to a standstill
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The #Bills are releasing safety CJ Gardner-Johnson, per @Schultz_Report.
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could never eat prime rib man nothing about it looks good lol
Trying the famous prime rib from Lawry’s in LA
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Danielle Fishel looks this good in 2026 & she didn’t swear off sex & men. she had a kid & everything. Mya *seemingly* missed out on a lot man, and thats *seemingly* sad.
Mya and Topanga 31 years apart. 1999 2026
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
27* years apart 2026 - 1999 = 27 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subtracti…
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my nephew 10 & after seeing what 12 year old Darius Acuff Jr was doing theres no doubt in my mind that this lil nigga not going to anybody’s NBA. he finna be in the shipyard smh
My baby cousin Darius “Cheeks” Acuff Jr dropped 40pts and 8ast playing with 8th graders yesterday. This little dude so much better than me it’s ridiculous 😂me and his dad argue about this but man he’s like a miniature Greg Anthony from Oak Hill. The next Detroit PG. Talk soon.
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Eagles get the number 1 pick the obvious choice is too do the same thing the Bears did & trade back for a haul. I think the Eagles go 2-15 this year, I just don’t know if the Chargers can win 3 games.
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Eagles fans that were there for the last game at the Vet tweeting like this is naaaasty
After careful consideratiom, I think Bears might ultimately be my love watch team of the season now that Eagles are dead...... Bears in the NFC, Bills in the AFC... Who's your favorite non-Eagles team to watch?
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nigga was in Tennessee miserable bro 😭
Real one’s know how crazy this clip is.
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Ben Johnson asked Caleb to do this so they can hit a trick play on a meticulous DC later in the season
I hope someone on the Bears coaching staff sees this and tells Caleb Williams. He was tipping play calls late last night. He wore his mouthguard normally on passing plays and dangled it outside his mouth on handoffs. By my count, it happened on all but one 4Q play.
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nothing to do with the NFL not liking the Titans & everything to do with the Titans being the dark part of a dogs ass. your team sucks.
This is fine. It's simply more evidence that in the eyes of the NFL, the #Titans do not exist. The NFL loves Nashville. They could not care less about the team in Nashville. AJ, Henry, and Simmons are treated like gods after they left. They were ignored as Titans. It's fine.
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two sentences that have absolutely no correlation.
Stop taking creatine. Get your meals in.
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the year after Swift ran for a career high 1049 yards with the Eagles Saquon ran for 2005 yards with the same offensive line. Swift has 500 more rushing yards in his entire 3 year stint with the Bears than Saquon had the 2024 season. we’re not doing this bullshit man
I hate former Eagle players. that we let go. that are stars on all these top teams. We gave up Swift. for a Saquon read SMH HE GOT 3 TDS TONIGHT
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it’s racist to put Sam Darnold & Jalen Hurts in the same conversations.
Sam Darnold and Jalen Hurts winning SBs was so bad for the game...
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“not be in the same stratosphere as him” he’s a 5th year tight end going against a rookie in their 8th game. pretty confident Downs will be the better overall player in the next 2 years considering all Treys stats are fucking empty calories
Went to Colorado State. Seeing guys like Caleb, who went to the schools he prolly dreamed of, not be in the same stratosphere as him will make you talk crazy.
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church folk so fucking funny cus EYE would’ve beat this niggas ass for playing in my face but these people tithed him 10% of their income instead lol
'Pastor' Mike Todd preaching in a $4000 (reg price $6000) reclining massage chair for a sermon illustration, explaining "most believers right now are not in right STANDING with God, they're in 'right SITTING' with him."
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