Filmmaker: Punch, Midnight Peepshow, Rumpelstiltskin, Custom OUT NOW. Production co: @paranoid_films

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It's time to get medieval! Rumpelstiltskin: Out now: linktr.ee/RumpelstiltskinFil…
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I’m honestly convinced all chatgpt flyers were trained off of this single poster
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John Boorman has a good line about this. When you make a film, you’re turning money into light. But the real trick is that you have to then turn the light back into money.
Filmmaking can never be ethical. You are stealing light and sound and putting it inside a little box. That is not nice
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every time i watch the exorcist i get to this scene and i'm like yeah man that is some of my favorite looking 40 seconds of film ever
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I actually think Netflix is suffering right now for the opposite reason. From the newsletter yesterday:
People are losing the attention span to even watch 30 minute TV shows as short form video eats the world.
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We need to unleash Jason on Camp Looksmax
Parents panic after teen son vanishes from home - and they find out he spent $7K at Clavicular's 'Camp Looksmax' trib.al/wJ8EMEt
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they should do one that's just the big mug
Yer Ma bought yer Da's urn from Sports Direct
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"Elon Musk says" is consistently the start of a sentence that ends up being one of the stupidest things that you've ever read in your life.
Elon Musk says Neuralink will allow humans to communicate with animals by 2028.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Hoops Crave is a well known satrical account that posts false stories. x.com/HoopsCrave
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This genuinely is a sign of rising conservatism what do you mean nudity was scrapped from the revival of the violence and nudity franchise
Crystal Lake showrunner Brad Caleb Kane says he tried to get more explicit nudity into the series "I tried. That’s America. You can give the kids the violence, but God forbid they see some breasts." (via @TheWrap)
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Introducing tiny.london A massive isometric pixel map of London, based on amazing NYC demo by @_coenen from 9 months ago My agent created the dataset, finetuned qwen image LoRA adapter, did a multiday inference run and built an efficient tile viewer!
I wanted to share something I built over the last few weeks: isometric.nyc is a massive isometric pixel art map of NYC, built with nano banana and coding agents. I didn't write a single line of code.
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the bfi imax piss tunnel is a rite of passage for all film fans
how the fuck do you get into the bfi imax theater
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Every few years Elon unveils a new Mechanical Turk and I have to listen to the stupidest marks on planet earth incredulously demand that other people be suckers too lest they kill the fun
Nothing funnier than all the people around me that hate Elon Musk not caring that we literally have flying cars now lmfaoooo
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First day in work at the civil service and I’ve been assigned to the PornHub Monitoring Office. I will watch porn for 8 hours straight and note down any time I see incest or choking. They’ve said it’s a job for life.
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In a really crappy world, it's nice to see some good news for a change...
The Prince Charles Cinema Secures its Future The Prince Charles Cinema is thrilled to announce that we have signed a new 25-year lease with no break clause, ensuring our projectors will keep rolling for years to come. #YouSavedThePCC
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Password must contain a symbol, a number, an emotional arc, a centralized theme, a big set piece, a male lead "struggling w/inner demons" & a strong female character.
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Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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rewatched hellraiser 3 and I can’t get over this line delivery
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Notice how he’s minding his business and enjoying the film while you’re taking photos of strangers
Currently in a theater that’s being invaded by mice. I saw one. But then saw others. Kind of distracting. I am going to make a list later: movies where I encountered mice in the theater. I think this is the 4th time it’s happened while I’ve been in NYC.
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Honestly, i'd Fire everyone who voted against James Wan.
Jason Blum reveals that “Other Mommy” was almost released under a different title. “Well, funnily enough, my partner James Wan wanted to call it ‘Other Mother,’ and he got outvoted,” Blum revealed during #NYCC. “This is probably why we should always listen to James Wan.” variety.com/2026/film/news/o…
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Between this and that godawful Hollywood Reporter article it seems horror movies are in the firing line. In October of all months! Our scared time! So with that in mind I’d like to say “shut the fuck up” to all the hot-take havers.
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