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β™‘ survival ... is an infinite capacity for suspicion β™‘

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Not to brag but I’m not scared of ANY American Girl dolls
pre-fall Stace.@SirStrange_Oct 21
Yall being scared of molly at your big ages lmao
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Learn to sit back, not everything needs a meow
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He saw this interview and said get me a wig and a mug immediately
Page Six
@PageSixOct 21
Spotted: Paul Rudd trying to enter Art of Play, the magic shop in Brooklyn where Kelly Clarkson says she was treated poorly by staff. πŸ‘€ πŸ“Έ: BACKGRID
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Even when he’s trying to be intimidating, Uni's just cute!
A black-and-white cat with short legs stands on a light-colored floor, his fluffy tail raised high

ALT A black-and-white cat with short legs stands on a light-colored floor, his fluffy tail raised high

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I met one of my best friends 19 years ago while we were working at Sears, "best friend" isn't even the right word that's my sister, you're only hurting yourself by acting like this
Mafia Mom@Mafia_Mom_Oct 18
Hey so I have a GENUINE question for all of yall. I have a STRICT boundary where I don’t hang out with coworkers outside of working hours and I DONT make friends with them at all. If they follow me on ANYTHING its an automatic block. I want to know, am I being an asshole on this?
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The other night I was recounting The Knife Incident to some friends who hadn't heard it yet and almost immediately one of them said "omg why are you always telling stories like this" ??? 😭
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hegseth was frantically scratching at it thinking there was a liquor cabinet inside
Dan Lamothe
@DanLamothe22h
Replying to @DanLamothe
A group dispatched by Hegseth's team in February attempted to move the historic globe, said to be used by Eisenhower during World War II. They lifted it from its home in an Army office in the Pentagon ... and dropped it.
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ever since i swallowed that airpod i have to stop and look at my meds for a few seconds before i take them just to make sure they’re not another airpod
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He loves going to the vet because he gets a lot of attention
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Thomistic Disputations@TDisputationsOct 21
Replying to @TDisputations
That and pride.
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Rip to whoever his dad is
Hunter Biden
@HunterBidenOct 21
Replying to @NearScratch27
My Dad’s the best man I have ever known. Thanks for asking my friend.
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Saw it on Instagram
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paul rudd:
deuxmoi@deuxmoiworldOct 21
Paul Rudd was spotted visiting Art of Play, the Brooklyn curiosity shop that recently made headlines following Kelly Clarkson’s very public dispute with the store. πŸ“Έ@BackgridUS
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⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!! BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.
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They are having Paleolithic stan wars on TikTok
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i had someone tell me i fell off ooh i needed that
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