@effinparra

Sr. Accountant / Resident DJ @niteslut / LA

 The nearest sushi bar
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Joined September 2011
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CAN YOU FUCKING DIE ALREADY @realDonaldTrump
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please crash please crash please crash please crash please crash please crash please crash please crash please crash please crash please crash please crash
Steven Cheung
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Ladies and gentlemen, I think we may have found the new White House Press Secretary! @NICKIMINAJ
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The rule is 7 days in a month in CA. Check your state laws.
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my roommate wants to start charging my boyfriend rent for visiting me twice a week 😭
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I do not give a flying fuck. I want you, your entire family, including your insider trading son, all dead. Horrifyingly and in the most painful way possible that people sympathize with Marie Antoinette more than you. Fuck You @realDonaldTrump
Acyn
@AcynOct 25
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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never change
aspiring cult leader@hommeboyOct 24
Mr bitches asked me to turn the subtitles on for the lesbian porn were watching
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I wonder what the percentage is of people who hook up at halloween parties solely bc they dressed as the other person’s kink. I’m not talking typical shit either i’m talking about like what if a woman had a thing for Brian from Family Guy and it’s coincidentally your costume.
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This is better than drugs
Lydia Kauppi
@lydiakauppiOct 18
I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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@whisperandwordsOct 19
don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish
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GPC@GPC_GloballOct 18
🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Lieu: "The full Epstein files show that Trump raped children."
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I’m exactly the right level of mentally ill to be into this
Lydia Kauppi
@lydiakauppiOct 18
I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 16
Really odd that Christmas Day is the most uncommon birthday.
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Hey man you never know what’s happening in other cities but Tiktok is here to save us and let us know
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You need to fucking flatline already
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrumpOct 14
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You sad sack of shit @benshapiro
👸🏽💓Mother Strawberry Sativa Pharmaceutica🍓🏥
@Mae_DayJOct 14
Danny Trejo's son posted this about his father's upcoming movie. It's very sad and eye opening
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This is a bribe and you should be hanged
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrumpOct 12
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Important context needed: Trump previously promised 2 dividends and never followed through. In early 2025, Trump publicly backed a roughly $5,000 “DOGE dividend” In November 2025, he promised a $2,000 “tariff dividend” newsweek.com/every-dividend…
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Colin Jost getting completely blindsided by a double "deez nuts" setup on Weekend Update is elite comedy.  Marcello Hernández dropping "Grabóndeeznuts!" followed by the aggressive imaginary gunshots had me crying.
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Boomers headed to the slot machines instead of watching their grandkids
Prairie Housewife
@prairiehsewifeOct 5
I asked my (boomer) mom to watch my (good) kids during the day while I'm at a conference. She said yes, but in the same text: -said she wouldn't do it again -made me feel guilty for asking her since she's already so busy -said she doesn't have the stamina (she's 64 and in good health) -doesn't want to "be in a disciplinarian role" and just wants to be Grandma - is leaving early to make it back in time to attend a church function -and says I need a reliable back up plan because she may bail last minute
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You know a lot of people switched to being centrist because of this exact public display of bullshit.
Rep. Zoe Lofgren
@RepZoeLofgrenOct 7
Statement from 43 Members of Congress from California regarding Trump’s attacks on Los Angeles and San Diego:
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Get a megaphone and say this on the corner of Western & Crenshaw
Ramin Ekhtiar
@raminrealtalkOct 6
HE DID NOT SAY BOMB LOS ANGELES. Gavin cut the clip in half and told 10 million people the President just offered their city to Iran. Play it. He said the price is small next to a nuclear Iran actually taking out LA and San Diego. They deleted the first half so they could call him deranged before breakfast. I’m in San Jose. Gas is $6.39. Five cents from the record. His relief was a press release. The lie was the thumbnail. Turn the sound on.
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